dear ____: naff off

Posted by MahFreenAmeh on Jan. 16, 2010, 10:49 p.m.

i am supposed to capitalize my sentences. but i don't want to capitalize my sentences, that would look ugly, typing in all caps. it would also look proper if i were to capitalize proper nouns and the first words of a sentence and the letter i, don't you think? i mean, it's nice to have one discrete flow of thoughts, as opposed to several little programmatic shifts from point a to point b to HOLY SHIT to point a again. i mean, you get lost somewhere along the way, but when it all looks muddled together, it's almost like a pastry. you chomp into it, and eat it all up, and it's like nothing was ever there. so to those of you who think that you have something to say, please consider the standards set before you by abraham lincoln, thomas jefferson, benjamin disraeli, geordi laforge, han solo, greedo, jabba the hutt, matt takei, and paris hilton. or, really, don't follow the standards, they haven't really set any to follow as it is. don't follow the stands they haven't set and instead pretend like you have some standards, then follow those

and stop trying to imitate me. it makes my ear itch when people do that. except you're not doing that, you're just breathing that. living it, not really, not so much breathing it as feeling it, just as i feel it in my bones. my bones rattle when i wake up.. my life sort of rattles too, but only with a small aftershock. It's sort of like drinking chocolate milk. and then misspelling it.

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JoshDreamland 14 years, 9 months ago

"and stop trying to imitate me"

I think such is flattery. Everyone used to think that, then they invented intellectual rights…