Hypnotic Transgression

Posted by MahFreenAmeh on June 16, 2006, 11:57 p.m.

ATTACK.

One line blogs are sooo cool, XD, or not.

You want to know what i have a problem with? Things that i have a problem with, are things that I have a problem with. XD.

I just remembered those old rants i wrote on myspace to waste my time.

XD…

If you actually want to see them, tell me, so i can either post them, or mail them to you, or some crap like that.

Anyways, does anyone have any suggestions for something that i can do in VB? I'm extremely bored, so i'm looking for something to do. Also, i have this to say. The inequivocal of the equivocal of the monkeys dancing on the land is equal to five thousand dolphins copulating at the speed of a hammer striking a cpu, minus the piece of pie sitting atop your window sill, plus, give or take, a round about estimate of the amount of molecules in 5 pieces of potato grease, minus the amount of time it takes to marry two people, plus two. Oh, but that's only if you are sane, in which case, you must proceed to dunking the amount of donuts under a stethoscope, so that the yellow lines in the road become true cyanaquamagenta, and allow you to get the absolute value of the square root of albequerque, minus the natural logarithm of an apple slice, plus or minus an orange to the exponent of 5 times the square root of monkeys plus four times apple times banana over 2 times blue. And i forgot to mention, there is also the time it takes for you to concatenate the string into one large string of words so that the entire variable can return alpha beta omega phi gamma plus or minus the cube of ZOMG to the extent of the radii of lawl, so that you may return the function AdeltaF plus the sine of the cosine of the tangent of theta pie, ONLY if pie is a nonlinear, non-even equation, which does not equal to 0 or 1 minus Dyslexia.

And thus we see the equation to equate the meaning of life, to a fuzzy roundabout guesstimate, XD.

You are now officially wedded to this blog. You see, these are not words. We are really little aliens, having sex with your eyes. We can tell that you like it. Look. You just smiled.

Comments

Firebird 18 years, 5 months ago

Make a string comparing program. I did that in python.

Aura_of_End 18 years, 5 months ago

Um….. What?!?!

Extravisual 18 years, 5 months ago

You forgot some of that formula:

Plus the exact time it takes to move a green squid from point A to point B while holding a coconut and attempting to smash it with a herring, assuming point A equals the width of the narrowest building on earth times the sine of e*pi divided by the square root of your adult incisor added too the radius your molar rounded to the nearest multiple of the sine of pi times the hard drive of your distant uncles computer.. And assuming that point B=42. And if point A and point B don't match the expression given here than your life is as good as an ape doing calculus…

MahFreenAmeh 18 years, 5 months ago

-smacks head- How could i forget that?

I'm pretty sure i also forgot to mention if the square root of two times a piece of land equals to phi delta phi, then you might as well give up.

V 18 years, 5 months ago

wow, you must have way too much time on your hands. go and try to figure out an equation on how to woo a girl in 5 minutes to the point where she wants to have sex with you every night! i could use that!

XD