Scene kids. They're everywhere. It's an ever growing trend nowadays, to claim that one is non-conformist, although they follow what everyone else does. Contradiction is a big thing in society. If you can claim to be one thing, or say one thing, but be or say the exact opposite, you will get attention, or so the theory goes. And that is the theory upon which these little shells of human beings operate upon.

A common scene kid usually looks like what we label as an emo nowadays, assuming we believe in labels. They have dyed black hair, or so a lot of them would have, they often have bangs of hair flying wildly, from what I have gathered in my study of the phenomena known as Scene Kids. They claim to be individual, but they dress how people want them to dress, so to speak, so that they will have more attention.

They primarily exist just to gather attention. A lot of times online, they will be seen using words like, "Nigga, Niggaz, Nigguhz, rawr, Teh secks," et cetera. They will do anything so they can just claim that they are, "Teh secks," and they tend to do whatever everyone else does. They act depressed because that seems to be cool, and if they aren't cool, then they have no purpose.

A lot of people have the misconception that they are hot, etc. While I find this theory to be true of the girls, after examining the males (Yes, I am bisexual), it would turn out that they look like shit. They're worse than the preps. The girls usually have dyed hair, probably red or black, and they are the ones who usually have the bangs. The males tend to have an over-the-top mohawk, because they deem it a fashion statement, although Punk personified the use of the mohawk.

Such is a travesty against human nature, it would seem. They claim to be individual, they claim to not conform, but all they do is what people tell them to.

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Haha. This conversation from Yahoo Instant Messenger was funny. For those of you who don't know, Gary Warman in this conversation is me.

Gary Warman: Haha. Your life sucks. Everyone hates you. The only reason I hate you is because of your apathy. You could end it all in one heartbeat. By shoving a knife into your heart. Ever consider that? Do us all the favor, and stop with your incessant bitching and moaning.

Gary Warman: You're just another Scene Emo bitch who thinks that killing yourself is cool, and that you are cooler than everyone else, so why not just kill yourself? It's what all the cool kids do. And you know what else? If you kill yourself, you'll go to hell, assuming you're christian, and be buttfucked by satan everyday. It'll be like slitting your wrist without a knife.

Gary Warman: But hey, what do you care? You're too damn apathetic to take action, like every other emo, so you sit in your room, night and day, complaining your tits aren't big enough, even though they are, guys don't like you, even though they do, and that you shouldn't live anymore, even though if you wanted to stop living, all you have to do is kill yourself.

Freaking Awesome: first of all fuck u im not emo u have no idea what my life is life and as far as im concerned ur a stupid bitch that should shut the fuck up and stay outta other ppls business because no one is fucking talking to u and no one wants to fucking talk to u espeically if ur gonna act like an insensitive jerk like that

Gary Warman: Haha. After reading what you said to me earlier, I have a few things to say. You may not be an emo, but you seem to act like them. I don't give a fuck what your life is like. Mine is a shithole, but you never hear me fucking complaining. IF you want me to stay out of your business, don't broadcast it where I can openly read it. If I can read it, it's public property, basically. I don't care if anyone isn't talking to me on this particular subject, I don't need people to talk to me for me to say something. I'm not an insensitive jerk, though. If you're going to complain about a shitty life, then it's just your fault, and it's my job to make it worse for you. We all have shitty points in our life. But it's not like you need to openly complain about it. Take some prozak, it MIGHT help.

Gary Warman: Then again, what the fuck do you care? You just like to complain so other people can just say stuff like this to you, then you can call them assholes for pointing out the obvious. That isn't the best thing to do. If you don't want people to be insensitive assholes, then what you do is… Be happy, for once. I don't care how much your life sucks, no one does except for other emos who think that they have shitty lives. If your life is shitty, you owe it to yourself to fix that. I'm sure there are people who like you, so you can't say everybody hates you, and if you really wanted to end this all in a heartbeat, you honestly could, but you lack the gut to do it. So just stop complaining, because you're too lazy to do something about your life.

Freaking Awesome: u need to dhut the fuck up because ur not on my list and none of this is for u to see then because i dont like u and u need to stop talking to me

Gary Warman: If you don't like me, then there are other logical alternatives to stopping all of this. I may not be on your list, but you are on mine. The thing is, i'm just trying to help you here. But because you're too much of a dumb fuck to accept any help, you won't let me help you. All you have to do is take action in your life, like I did. I used to be just like you, and then I started LIVING. You know. Not caring about how shitty life is. If life is shitty, you owe it to yourself to fix it. If people treat you like shit, ignore them. If people hate you, hate them back. If you think life sucks, then do something about it. You're just like all the other emo bitches at my school. Too hard-headed to accept any fucking help or logic from someone else.

Gary Warman: But if you want me to stop doing all this, then the solution is clear. Just ignore me, and I can never talk to you again. Maybe you've already thought of that, but you're too lethargic and apathetic to do such actions. MAybe you don't want to ignore me. But you hate me, so what the fuck does it matter? So. Go kill yourself. People hate people who complain about their lives, and think that everyone hates them. Go fucking kill yourself, i'll send a couple of necrophiliacs your way, and i'll watch them rip off your tits and eat them.