I was watching Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends one time, and this crazy character named cheese enters and-…

Other me: Yeep…well I'm rambling again. Sorry folks.

Real me: Uh, who are you?

Other me: Your subconsiousness.

Real me: But that's impossible-

Other me: Psssssssh.

Real me: Really!?

Other me: As real as toaster ovens.

Real me: BUT ARE THOSE EVEN REAL!??

Other me: …Shit!

Real me: *Sucks Other me with vaccum, then throws off a very, tall sky scraper.* Now as I was saying-

…-he is insane! He loves chocolate milk and cereal and talk reaaaaally weird. O_o He's hilarious though. And the other main char-

Other me: *hits Real me with a frying pan and knocks him out* Suuuuucka!

Matt: WHAT THE HELL!?

Other me: *looks rather surprised.* Uhhh…

Matt: *throws them both off a cliff*

…

Well, that was random.

( my name is Matt if you haven't caught on yet. )

*poofs into orange smoke*

PS: Keroberos- nono, they didn't say that. I did.. read closer. =\