Mal - the beer

Posted by Malaika on June 23, 2006, 10:47 p.m.

It never fails to make me laugh. The irony of beer, and my particular social arrangement.

Y'see, I'm a uni student, and as a uni student, its my prerogative to drink copious amounts of alcohol and have lots of…

…fun

… fun, yes thats right, with my FRIENDS. Not… ergh, thats just immature… You disgust me… I mean is that all you think about…

-HOWEVER, in my current social circumstances, I have neither the money nor the time nor the friends nor the inclination to get drunk and partay.

Here's where it gets good. As soon as I pack my bags and go back home for a holiday, the binge drinking starts… so I've come to the conclusion that the sneeps (yes, the same little goblins that steal every other sock and screw wih your alarm clock) make up the stories about the parties at uni just to get people to go waste their time and money on EDUCATION. pleh… Except for Nny of course. Of course HE gets to party and carry on. Of course HIS m/f ratio is what? 1/5? Unless…

…unless he's working for the sneeps… That could be it. He's been compromised… Damnit!

Ah well, call me psychopathic, or just call me ecstatically drunk, but I felt this blog needed to be shared… Au Revior!

Comments

streetfighter 18 years, 5 months ago

agreed and drink me hearties yo ho

Firebird 18 years, 5 months ago

k

devilgoku 18 years, 5 months ago

'Are you jesus?'

Kenon 18 years, 5 months ago

I can't wait until college. =)

neonut99 18 years, 4 months ago

I'm 13 now. I went into a 7-11 with my other friend (14) and we bought a 6 pack of beer.

This of course, happened in Taiwan. Us lucky forieners(not sure how to spell)!

Amarin 18 years, 4 months ago

I don't know what that's like, I'm only 13! xD I don't plan to get drunk, ever. I have had a sip of both beer and wine, don't tell anyone ;)

It tastes ABSOLUTELY RANCID! HOW DO YOU DRINK THAT CRAP? Does the taste change as you get older? Oh, and by the way… I like Danse Machina!

neonut99 18 years, 4 months ago

I guess it does but I drank all the way up to 2/3 of a can in one night.

Amarin 18 years, 4 months ago

You must be drunk. A few typos. I can't wait till college.