Awesome, I have POOW duty from balls to two. If you know military time, you should be able to figure that one out.
Uh… yeah. i'll add more when I get back. Maybe. Or maybe I'll go right to sleep. Or maybe I'll cry while jerking off in the corner.Adding more: Getting relieved from watch late is not fun. Fucking douchebags,Other than getting relieved late, it wasn't so bad. Only two hours, versus the 3 to 5 hours most other watches stand. And while I was standing watch, some fairy deposited $600 into my bank account! Yay. Minus the debt I incurred from some frivolous spending of money I didn't have, I technically am left with $90. But including the $500 overdraft protection I have, I can spend $590. I won't, but I can.When I get paid again on the 15th, I'll probably buy a PS3 slim.Um, that's about it. Now time to cry and beat myself off to la la land.
If you jerk off while crying then you eventually 'program' yourself into being turned on by your own sadness. Thus creating a universe destroying paradox.
Being turned on by sadness sounds… rather creepy.