Balls

Posted by Misconstruct on March 31, 2010, 11:29 p.m.

Awesome, I have POOW duty from balls to two. If you know military time, you should be able to figure that one out.

Uh… yeah. i'll add more when I get back. Maybe. Or maybe I'll go right to sleep. Or maybe I'll cry while jerking off in the corner.

Adding more: Getting relieved from watch late is not fun. Fucking douchebags,

Other than getting relieved late, it wasn't so bad. Only two hours, versus the 3 to 5 hours most other watches stand. And while I was standing watch, some fairy deposited $600 into my bank account! Yay. Minus the debt I incurred from some frivolous spending of money I didn't have, I technically am left with $90. But including the $500 overdraft protection I have, I can spend $590. I won't, but I can.

When I get paid again on the 15th, I'll probably buy a PS3 slim.

Um, that's about it. Now time to cry and beat myself off to la la land.

Comments

Scott_AW 14 years, 7 months ago

If you jerk off while crying then you eventually 'program' yourself into being turned on by your own sadness. Thus creating a universe destroying paradox.

Unaligned 14 years, 7 months ago

Being turned on by sadness sounds… rather creepy.