You just don't do things like that.

Posted by Misconstruct on Jan. 28, 2011, 4:11 p.m.

So one of my fellow sailors who has me added on Facebook posted the following status yesterday:

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1st person to like my status -I'll change my last name to yours for a week. 2nd person to like my status -I'll write I love you on your wall for 3 days. 3rd person to like my status -I will answer any question. (inbox only) 4th person to like my status -Can choose my profile pic. (for 1 week) Put this as your status if you're brave enough

You just don't do things like that when you know me. Needless to say, I waited to like his status until 3 other individuals had already done so. So yay me, I got to pick out a lovely new profile pic for him! Of course I wasn't about to tell him to put hentai as his profile pic, so I did the next best thing: Sexually attractive underage anime girl #27, the lovely 14-year-old Asuka Langley Soryu from Neon Genesis Evangelion:

So today's been a pretty damn good day. So good that I didn't mind getting my arm stabbed with needles and having X-rayz being blasted through my cheeks. Face cheeks, of course.

For whatever reason, all us sailors got paid 5 days early. So I went from nearly broke to, uh, well… $800-something dollars less broke. Getting paid early was a nice enough surprise, but the increase in pay due to my advancement to E-3 was equally nice.

I'm leaving this hell hole called Great Lakes on Wednesday for Dahlgren, Virginia. Can't wait to get there, but preparing to transfer is a pain in the neck. Good thing I got a lot of it out of the way today.

A couple days ago I did something I hardly ever do: work on making a game. It's a pretty simplistic platform game, not anything overly fancy. Maybe I'll even submit it to 64digits one day!

Comments

Alert Games 13 years, 9 months ago

Hmmm, i live in a certain state surrounded by lakes too….

Misconstruct 13 years, 9 months ago

Telling me that is something that you just don't do. My suggestion to you would be to hide. Hide very well.

sirxemic 13 years, 9 months ago

Quote:
Sexually attractive underage anime girl #27, the lovely 14-year-old Asuka Langley Soryu from Neon Genesis Evangelion:
Of course a character drawn like that could also just be like 17 years old. The underage-ness isn't visible.

Misconstruct 13 years, 9 months ago

Indeed.

Quietus 13 years, 9 months ago

sir Xemic has a point, and it's not like we see a picture of someone and automatically try to determine their age. i think you could have gone racier tbh. losing your touch with the pervertedness James? =P

Misconstruct 13 years, 9 months ago

Nah, my intentions weren't for the profile pic to be especially pervy. I just wanted him to have a cute anime girl for a profile pic. lol

The Avatrol 13 years, 9 months ago

Shoulda had him change it to goatsie :O

JuurianChi 13 years, 9 months ago

You should have him change to Rei instead!

Misconstruct 13 years, 9 months ago

I can't fap to goatsie. I wish I could, but I can't.

And I considered Rei, but Asuka's my favorite. Her annoying personality makes me want to shove my cock in her mouth to shut her up.

thernz 13 years, 9 months ago

That sounds fantastic.