i need to write 2000 more words for my essay, why am i online. why why why

oh god maybe if i keep bullshitting myself and keep wasting time the assignment will magically do itself. maybe if i spend 4 of the 5 hours available on 4chun and reddut maybe i can do a TAS of my homework and have it be perfect on the first run so i don't have to do it again.

maybe if i tell myself that blogging will magically put words on my essay, it will work. in fact, i'd rather try it out RIGHT NOW… no. it doesn't work. my word document is still blank.

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