The current status of my 64D RPG [17]

Posted by Nighthawk on May 8, 2007, 6:13 p.m.

I know, it's been a while, my last blog didn't show up on the front page, weird huh?

Holy Potatoes! I almost forgot about ludamad's RPG contest! I have 'till midnight to get my entry in, and I've barely started! Better whip something together fast!

Quote: My Brain

Opening:

Narrator: "Oh dear, all the badges in 64Digits have been stolen by Ciribots! Who, is leading them, and why? Someone must find out, and stop this madness, before no one can show off how 1337 they are, ever again!!"

Scene: You wake up with a blue guy standing next to you.

Polysterene Man: "Hello, what is your name."

You: "My REAL name?"

Polysterene Man: "No one enters their real name, just make something up!"

*Enter Name*

Polystenene Man: "Now go! You have four trainers before you can face the one who leads the dreaded creatures we call CIRIBOTs, mmkay?"

*Walk to the next room*

marbs: "Hi"

You: "Hi doggie!"

marbs: "I'll show you the way of the short blog, a quick move that have much effect, but can be used rapidly to bug your opponents!"

*You learned a set of Quick Blog techniques*

marbs: "Now test them on this Scarecrow!"

*Enter battle with Scarecrow*

marbs: "Congrats! Move on to the next trainer!"

*Go to next room*

DesertFox: "Hey, like my ears?"

*Answer yes or no"

if yes: DesertFox: "Good, otherwise I'd have to ban you"

if no: DesertFox: "…"

DesertFox: "Anyway, I'll teach you how to use a long blog, they take skill to pull it off and still score a lot of hits and comments, but can really work to your advantage if you're as cool as me"

*You learned a set of Long Blog techniques*

DesertFox: "Good, let's begin testing, shall we? Wait! Forget the Scarecrow! One of the Flamers has escaped from GMC! This is your test! Get him!"

*Enter battle with GMC Flamer*

DesertFox: "Excellent! Move on to your next Trainer!"

*Go to next room*

RICANJO: "Hiya! I'm here to teach you how to use a powerful technique known as Images! It can make you get away with shorter blogs, and attract extra Hits and comments! Learn to use them right, and you'll be unstoppable! Look, a tasteless n00b is peeking through the window, Ahahaha! Use these:"

*You learned a set of Image techniques*

*Enter battle with Tasteless n00b*

RICANJO: "Aha, nice, go meet your last trainer, and then you'll be ready."

For the rest of the story, you'll just have to wait until I make it. [;)]

That was random and long enough in itself to fill my blog, YAY! Adios Amigos!

Comments

Graydon 17 years, 6 months ago

WTF?

KaBob799 17 years, 6 months ago

All you need is a screenshot…

Nighthawk 17 years, 6 months ago

I know, and I have a screenshot, and you may not see it until tomorrow! Mwuahahaha!

s 17 years, 6 months ago

Seems like it could be tedious intro if you don't make it quick enough

Nighthawk 17 years, 6 months ago

It only seems tedious, it actually moves rather quickly when you're actually playing it.

(By the way, you're already in it as an NPC serprex. [;)])

Castypher 17 years, 6 months ago

Wow…long. Okay, today, show us your screenshot.

Nighthawk 17 years, 6 months ago

I will, but I'd prefer to wait until I have more of the battle system working.

Black Parchment 17 years, 6 months ago

Nice, but I'm never in these things!

WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL!!