In the land of ORZ, there was a small child by the name of SPOON. He lived under DABRIDGE at DENIAL, a rivor in Egipt.

HE woked up one day and said "I want more Ovaltine plz" but his abusive great-uncle said "NO OVALTINE DUN EXIST NO MOR!", and SPOON WAZ SAD.

He wanted to gets more OVALTINE, but his friend SQUID SEZ that OVALTINE's Base are belong to him. and he laffed because it was tru.

An jouney to gets moar OVALTINEs is what they did doing after the lunar eclipse, because SQUID waz liek "OMFG THE MOON DUN EXIST NO MOR!"

And then the country of WERTY camed and said that "all the OVALTINES ARE BELONG TO JESUS" and SQUID was liek OMFG and SPOON was liek, K, and died because he ated too much chiken noodle soups.

To be continuend?

Yes, plz