BenRK Killed Me!

Posted by Omega_Squid on Sept. 25, 2006, 4:40 p.m.

Well, I was brutally slain by a fellow 64D member late last night (or early morning, just shut up and keep reading! :o).

His plan was evil, as he placed a Burger in the middle of the room. Naturally, this was free food, so I ate it! While eating it, I didnt know that it had been infused with over 5kg of trans fat! I suffered Cardiac Arrest and crumpled to the floor, dead! :(

However, thanks to a very long comment by sleepingjohnnyfish posted some time after my hideous murder, I rose from the dead to tell you this story!

Immediate Action needs to take place…immediatley! :)

I believe that I have now earned the Snitch, I survived murder, and I love trans fat badges! :P

Well, what are you waiting for? Get BenRK before he strikes again!!!

EDIT: A false photo was taken by benRK, 'proving' his innocence. Here was the real proof -

-Omega_Squid

Comments

Omega_Squid 18 years, 2 months ago

Please look past the technicalities….>.>

Darktech 18 years, 2 months ago

*takes out blade* im gonna go deal with BenRK lol

NeutralReiddHotel 18 years, 2 months ago

Haha, yes dipshit, that was very funny.

Omega_Squid 18 years, 1 month ago

OMFG ROFTLOL @ MM

I *heart* n00bs

Rob 18 years, 1 month ago

lol?

Rob 18 years, 1 month ago

WTF?

BenRK 17 years ago

A year later, and this mystery is STILL not solved.