Rather a strange title but i'll explain. I came home today after school and my "friends" over the road ask if i want to make a samll bonfire with them. Being a pyromaniac i said sure and soone we had a jolly good fire going.

Except, then they start pulling old cupboards and shelves out from the garage and tossing them on the fire. I think at that point it went to about a meter and a half high. This wasn't the end of it.

Next they threw on some fencing, no not swords or fence poles, whole sections of fence. Add to that the wardrobe and petrol can and we get quite a blarge fire. Large enough to set small branches on the trees a good 5 meters away and about twe stories high.

Naturally i was getting a bit worried at what they might do next. Here i must admit it was half my idea as well. See they had these old bits of metal ffor some reason and we put the ends in the fire and made them white hot, yep they really did go white. Anyway, then we got hammers and started trying to forge a sword. It didn't work, but they did find it fun to throw the metal around their garden.

How i survived that i still don't know o_O

So the lesson is, DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE AND REAL LIFE NOOBS AT THE SAME TIME, YOU WILL DIE.

To finish off this story i'll add that their parents were both their egging them on with the fire and i challenge anyone to make one fire with orange, red, white, blue, green, purple and pink flames in it at the same time.

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Apart fom that my day was quite uneventful. Boring school with boring lessons blah blah blah…