Seriously, almost every comment I've heard so far is basically: "I hate it".

1) It's not like I took out the rest of the site's functionality to put it in there. I mean, the Badges use a LOT more server-power than those little stat bars.

2) To those who say …

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So, as a follow up to that last blog entry, I present to you, a picture of the world's only tapedancepad. (That I know of)

<img src="JakeX/tapedancepad_.PNG" width=640>

Yeah, so, it's all green and stuff. Also, that IS my leg in the background.

The color turned out all weird, …

Yes, I was the evil mastermind behind the ludahack.

It's funny that everyone blamed melee.

Also: <a href=http://www.64digits.com/jakex/ExtremePwntage.wmv>The Legend of Max</a> is impossible.

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So, I don't have a dancepad for my PC, but, my sister has 1337 techincal skills, so she made a makeshift one for me. …

So, I went to my friend Chris' place yesterday, and he busted out his Dance Dance Revolution game (complete with fun dancemat.)

Put simply, he did at LEAST 40 times better than me.

Mostly because I couldn't hit the down arrow if my life depended on it. And I don't …

So, I'm finally back home.

If you're wondering why it took me so long:

Old computer basically burst into flames, bought a new one.

So now you're probably thinking now: "JakeX suddenly vanishes off to vacation, and then he gets a new computer?!?".

Well, to that thought, I reply: "Damn …

I've got 2 mins, so I'm making this quick.

I'm in thge Dominican Republic.

It's awesome.

I'm better than you.

Good day.

Yeah, I picked up Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion on the 24th of March. And it is good. Real good.

And - Why do all my blog entries suck?

So, yeah, I'm sure we all know about the badges and stuff, but just for kicks, I decided to create a comprehensive guide to badges!

<img src='../images/badges/first5users.png'> - First 5 users

<img src='../images/badges/first10users.png'> - First 10 users

<img src='../images/badges/first20users.png'> - First 20 users

<img src='../images/badges/first50users.png'> - First 50 users

<img …

Well, I got really, REALLY bored, so I made some fun tye-dye gradient banners for when my current one thaws out.

<img src="JakeX/LightBanner1.png"><hr>

<img src="JakeX/LightBanner2.png"><hr>

<img src="JakeX/LightBanner3.png"><hr>

<img src="JakeX/LightBanner4.png"><hr>

<img src="JakeX/LightBanner5.png"><hr>

<img src="JakeX/LightBanner6.png"><hr>

Any thoughts?

Yeah, I don't have access to the news page, so I guess I have to get all bloggy with it.

Anyway, if you visit the Games page, you'll see that I actually managed to add a 'feature', the Staff Pick. Basically, we'll ocasionally drop a link to a good game …