Am I ever bored. Time to make a list.

11 ways to tell if you're a GMC-noob!

1) Every game you've ever made is your first game.

2) You release a new game every 20 minutes.

3) You can [:)] barely [:(] read your [:)] own posts [:(] through the smileys [:)]

4) your keybord has no shift or punctuation keys and you probably need a new one but you dont care because hey who cares about grammar right

5) You refuse to use any graphics other than the amazing things found in the GM resource packs.

6) Your user name has more than 3 numbers in it. In fact, it has more numbers than letters.

7) You've rated every game you've ever seen a 10/10. Even the ones you didn't even download.

8) You're working on not one, not four, but three RPGs right now. And they're all about Mario.

9) You seem to think being one person working on shoddy games instantly makes you a corporation.

10) You faithfully follow the ideology that any post with more than four words is evil.

11) Your Username Starts with "Ted" and ends with "Fuzz".

So, anybody got more ways to tell if you're the scum of the internet?

Edit:

Fun fact for you: There are 1,300,000 Invision Free boards out there. There are 14,500,000 members registered on these Invision Free boards. That means that the average piece-of-shit GM message board has 11 members!