Hurry Up And Viote Already Guys (Sixty Fools Digits)

Posted by Rob on April 2, 2012, 4:26 a.m.

Alright. April Fools has passed and the contest has come to a close.

Here are the entries:

Psychedelic Ostrich Jihad - MMORPGguy

Controls:

Let's see if I can remember the controls… Umm, so, you left click on your units to select them or drag the mouse to make a square thing to select groups of units. Right click to tell them to move somewhere or attack something, and hold A while right clicking for your units to act all aggressive on their way over. Press space to end your turn. Build more units at the top right of the screen, each at a cost of good vibes. You get good vibes every turn depending on the territory you control. Yeah. Oh, and zoom in and out with the mouse wheel and move around the map with the arrow keys or the mouse. I think that's about it.

Download Link

Low G Manlove Agent - Acid

Description: This is my compo entry. I made it in the last 3 hours.

It's a highly symbolic, minimalist artgame. DEAL WITH IT.

Download Link

(fixed version)

Nuclear Sewers in the Salad Kingdom - Zac1790

The main story is supposed to involve a nuke that hits the salad kingdom and super-irradiates the sewer. Actually, you're just shooting moldy, talking vegetables with your anti-oxidants.

Use the WASD keys for movement and the mouse to shoot. Unfinished.

Download Link

Toxic Raccoon Posse - Zhiko

Download Link

Horrifying Yeti Dreamland - kilin

Controls:

Z - progress dialogue

A/D - move left/right

Mouse - aim

L Click - interact, use weapon

Space - jump

Disclaimer:

I couldn't really get into the game so I lost motivation several times. It's pretty much a little stage and a boss. There were originally ten items and ten buffs, but right now only three items and three buffs made it into the game.

Download Link

Stylish Cricket Smashdown - sirXemic

Description:

Kill the cricket. The instructions are in-game, but I'll give you one hint - be freaking quick!

Download Link

Search for the Transvestite Dungeon - Mega

Download Link

Submit your votes as a PM titled "Sixty Fools Digit Vote" to me. In the PM list the top 3 games in descending order from best to worst.

Quote: The Prizes

From me:

-Portal 2 (Steam)

-Terraria (Steam)

-Magicka x 2 (Steam)

From FSX:

-Choice of Payday: The Heist, King Arthur: The Role Playing Game 1, or $20 or less game. (steam)

From Unaligned:

-Nation Red (steam)

They will be distributed as such:

1st - (Portal 2 or 2 of {Magicka, Terraria, Nation Red}) and King Arthur (or $20 steam game)

2nd - Portal 2 or 2 of {Magicka, Terraria, Nation Red}

3rd - The remaining game(s).

The order of picking will be 1st, 2nd, then 3rd.

Voting will end on 11:59PM GMT-8 April 10th. I extended it two days because you guys aren't voting. :|

Comments

Acid 12 years, 8 months ago

Yeah, we got 'til the 8th. You'll probably get all the votes around 12:10 AM on the 9th.

Grand-High Gamer 12 years, 8 months ago

I'm making a list of everyone with animé characters for avatars, then I'm making a list of people with ponies for avatars. Then I will track the users down and burn them. Slowly.

Castypher 12 years, 8 months ago

Everyone change your avatars to anime or ponies to give GHG more targets and therefore make it less likely that you'll be first.

We'll thwart that Minecraft nurd once and for all.

Polystyrene Man 12 years, 8 months ago

Quote:
Everyone change your avatars to anime or ponies to give GHG more targets and therefore make it less likely that you'll be first.
Your brain burns me.

Acid 12 years, 8 months ago

Quote:
Everyone change your avatars to anime or ponies so that YOU are now a target, and therefore make it less likely that I'll be first.

I think that's what he meant.

Castypher 12 years, 8 months ago

Random(45) is less likely to yield a 1 than random(4) is.

Acid 12 years, 8 months ago

Yes, but if you aren't one of the four, the likeliness for you to yield that one is zero.

Castypher 12 years, 8 months ago

Yes, but if you want to see your fellow members die, you'll take my suggestion into consideration. Because it's not as much fun to watch GHG run around when he has no targets.

Why the fuck are we arguing about this?

Acid 12 years, 8 months ago

Because cats.

Castypher 12 years, 8 months ago

Someone set up this blog the bomb.