Alright. April Fools has passed and the contest has come to a close.
Here are the entries:Psychedelic Ostrich Jihad - MMORPGguyControls:Let's see if I can remember the controls… Umm, so, you left click on your units to select them or drag the mouse to make a square thing to select groups of units. Right click to tell them to move somewhere or attack something, and hold A while right clicking for your units to act all aggressive on their way over. Press space to end your turn. Build more units at the top right of the screen, each at a cost of good vibes. You get good vibes every turn depending on the territory you control. Yeah. Oh, and zoom in and out with the mouse wheel and move around the map with the arrow keys or the mouse. I think that's about it. Download LinkLow G Manlove Agent - AcidDescription: This is my compo entry. I made it in the last 3 hours.It's a highly symbolic, minimalist artgame. DEAL WITH IT.Download Link(fixed version)Nuclear Sewers in the Salad Kingdom - Zac1790The main story is supposed to involve a nuke that hits the salad kingdom and super-irradiates the sewer. Actually, you're just shooting moldy, talking vegetables with your anti-oxidants.Use the WASD keys for movement and the mouse to shoot. Unfinished.Download LinkToxic Raccoon Posse - ZhikoDownload LinkHorrifying Yeti Dreamland - kilinControls:Z - progress dialogueA/D - move left/rightMouse - aimL Click - interact, use weaponSpace - jumpDisclaimer:I couldn't really get into the game so I lost motivation several times. It's pretty much a little stage and a boss. There were originally ten items and ten buffs, but right now only three items and three buffs made it into the game.Download LinkStylish Cricket Smashdown - sirXemicDescription:Kill the cricket. The instructions are in-game, but I'll give you one hint - be freaking quick! Download LinkSearch for the Transvestite Dungeon - MegaDownload LinkSubmit your votes as a PM titled "Sixty Fools Digit Vote" to me. In the PM list the top 3 games in descending order from best to worst.
Quote: The Prizes
From me:-Portal 2 (Steam)-Terraria (Steam)-Magicka x 2 (Steam)From FSX:-Choice of Payday: The Heist, King Arthur: The Role Playing Game 1, or $20 or less game. (steam)From Unaligned:-Nation Red (steam)
Yeah, we got 'til the 8th. You'll probably get all the votes around 12:10 AM on the 9th.
I'm making a list of everyone with animé characters for avatars, then I'm making a list of people with ponies for avatars. Then I will track the users down and burn them. Slowly.
Everyone change your avatars to anime or ponies to give GHG more targets and therefore make it less likely that you'll be first.
We'll thwart that Minecraft nurd once and for all.Random(45) is less likely to yield a 1 than random(4) is.
Yes, but if you aren't one of the four, the likeliness for you to yield that one is zero.
Yes, but if you want to see your fellow members die, you'll take my suggestion into consideration. Because it's not as much fun to watch GHG run around when he has no targets.
Why the fuck are we arguing about this?Because cats.
Someone set up this blog the bomb.