:O How did I get here?
-Cpsgames
You fell out of that *points* tree.
-Juju
Uh, Juju? That's not exactly a tree. <_<
-Kilin
…? Since when do I have plants on my blog?
-xRonnicax
I'm well aware that I haven't blogged in like, 5 days, but you haven't missed much except that Saturday my TV fell off of the stand that it was sitting on when I was looking for my hat and it fell on my head and then landed like, 3 feet away from where I was kneeling. It was pretty funny until my mom and I realized that it left somewhat of a dent in my head XD
Anyways, about that quote, it inspired me to write today's blog…
I thought it'd be fun to describe to you guys how I view my blog. My blog is like a little house; kinda like Hello Kitty style, all cute and whatnot. Out front I have my mailbox where the gents leave little love notes for me. I call them my 'personal messages.' Next to that there's that sign that says, 'NO RAWRSPOON ALLOWED' XD Around front I've got rose bushes which attract the people to come by my house/blog for a good time/read. I also refer to the bushes as my blog title.
When you enter my little white house with the pink trimmings, you see the kitchen where I have a cupboards filled with baking supplies for my cakes. But I've got one cupboard filled with tea so that Juju has something to sip whilst he answers my silly questions.
In the living room I've got a huge plasma TV where the rest of you gather around to discuss my stupidity and randomness and maybe even start advertising your own house that you'd like people to visit more often. There's a bathroom down the hall with a full length mirror that Sk8 loves to stand in front of with his pants down so he can admire his own ass. Who can blame him.
Further down the hall there's the office/boardroom where the guys from TGoZ/ID hang out and plan things out. Seems kinda empty these days though. Or maybe its just me =\
Up the stairs we've got my room with a sign on the outside of the door that says 'NO BOYS ALLOWED.' What? Its like the only place that I have to myself =P In my room, above the fireplace there's a nice little china jar with ashes on the inside. On the jar is painted the name, 'Vezper' XD Thats right. I went there. I've also got a walk-in-closet thats filled with old blogs and comments <3
Finally, out back I've got a huge yard with the greenest lawn ever. There's big climbable trees where some of you who visit often have built a fort upon. There's a big rectangular pool where others like to sunbathe around. You guys don't say much but at least you're visiting. I've also got a Slip-and-Slide for those of you who like having fun on my blog.
There's also a shed off the the side where Cps can park his dirt bike whenever he visits. Please come again ^_^
HAVE A GREAT DAY! I LOVE YOU GUYS SOOO MUCH! amiweirdorwhat?!
Vezper's ashes can be considered a trophy, eh?
*marks "Vezper's ashes" on list of things to steal*I WILL NEVER CONSIDER DEFEAT
FIRE THE TORPEDOSI'm not dead, I was protected by a Ronnica mattress.
NOW DIEITB: Intergalactic space wars with various silly weapons.
FIRE THE ACID HARPOONSWhere is the acid
This is becoming dreadfully silly.
Dreadful is perhaps the most appropriate word.
:O My Bike!! You asshole!
*Throws a banana at steven*Ha! What now?!?!?Well, its after school and I find that my house is totally destroyed. It'll be fixed by morning but Stevenup and RawrSpoon aren't allowed back on my property.
Cps…notice how in cartoons, boomerangs come back and hit you in the face?
Notice the shape of the banana?I'm sure your nose must be bleeding about now. =D