This is my computer.

There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My computer is my best friend.

It is my life.

I must master it, as I must master my life.

Without me, my computer is useless.

Without my computer, I am useless.

I must use my computer true.

I true.

I must compute faster than my enemy who is trying to kill me.

I must outcompute him before he outcomputes me.

I will.

Before God, I swear this creed.

My computer and myself are defenders of this country.

We are masters of our enemy.

We are the saviors of my life.

So be it until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.