...So Playboy Made Me An Offer!

Posted by Ronnica on July 13, 2010, 9:08 p.m.

They had seen my work on the Live Cams website (not something I'd brag about) and thought I had "the perfect look" for their November 2010 cover. The COVER of their November issue!!! That's pretty big!! Along with a five page spread all birthday themed because my birthday is in November. Not to mention an extremely sexy payment for my modeling =] I've booked a flight to Los Angeles and have a meeting at the Playboy Mansion in August to talk to a representative about my photoshoot and what's expected and guaranteed. My manager (handler, really) was on the phone all day with them discussing just how much I'm supposed to, well, "show."

Then my mom came in and told me to wake up and feed the cat…

The past few days have been the saddest days of the year for me. My laptop AC adapter cord thingy had been twisted up so badly from constantly being taken places that it was no longer shoveling power to my laptop. I had to turn off my laptop for FIVE WHOLE DAYS! Saddest days of my life. I had no idea what to do with all my free time. I felt so lost and out of touch. I was scared I was missing something important and would be "out of the loop" long enough that I could never get back in.

Luckily my brother has an awesome computer, but of course, "You can only use it when I'm not home." Since when do owners of awesome computers leave the house? Rarely. Anyways, I bought a new cord thingy and now my laptop is turned on. What have I learned from all of this? It's time to grow up and build a desktop computer!!!

HAVE A GREAT DAY!! I LOVE YOU ALL SOOOO MUCH!!!! Honestly…

Comments

Ferret 14 years, 5 months ago

what

SteveKB 14 years, 5 months ago

If only this would carry on forever

Juju 14 years, 5 months ago

God, I love tagging.

mazimadu 14 years, 5 months ago

!WARNING: NAIVE AFRICAN SPEAKING!

Invitation to the Playboy Mansion? Doesn't that make you a porn star or something?

*ouch*

WHO THREW THAT?

Juju 14 years, 5 months ago

It seems a shame that young women literally dream of being part of the Playboy soul-draining machine.

Acid 14 years, 5 months ago

Yeah.

Grand-High Gamer 14 years, 5 months ago

High-five to the phantom tagger.

Ronnica 14 years, 5 months ago

Quote:
It seems a shame that young women literally dream of being part of the Playboy soul-draining machine.

Worked for Marilyn Monroe.

And Daryl Hannah.

And Nancy Sinatara.

And Brooke Burke <3

…not that that justifies the soul-draining.

Juju 14 years, 5 months ago

Mmm I can understand why girls go for it - a life of carefree fun and perpetual partying. I, personally, wouldn't be able to live like that.

Acid 14 years, 5 months ago

Meh, being objectified and losing all respect of my friends and family towers all the money. Plus, I regard sex as a personal affair with my significant other. I also would feel guilt and shame, though I'm not saying that others have to, that is just me.