Yup, it's the local Scytheman, after yet another hiatus. And this time I missed an update! Yaaaaaay? Oh, also, it seems to be May.

…Well, I DID have a good reason for it. My computer was being bitchy all April. ALL FRIGGING APRIL. ARGHYARBLE.

Not a lot goin' on here, though. Mainly just stuff. Oh, and things. Things are happening too.

Hmmm… What el–ooh! Dinner.

Lemme just say two things before I let the poll take over:

One: NEVER STUFF RABID BADGERS DOWN YOUR PANTS, GUYS. NOT FUN.

Two: Nothing happens out here. EVERRRRR.

Poll:

Do my ramblings ever make sense to you guys?

A) Yes.

B) No.

C) Je ne parle pas anglais!

D) Damn, he was right about the badgers.

E) Wait, who ARE you?

F) Monkey + biscuits = PURE GENIUS!

Oh, and I may or may not update again later this month, so keep an eye out.