Hello people, robots, zombies, and others! It be September, and that means it's time for the monthly Scythetastic…. ness…. thing.

This time, I have slightly more epic news than usual! This news being, as you probably don't know, that I now have a laptop. And it kicks the ass. Brutally. With golf shoes. In such a manner that it's not actually kicking so much as beating you over the head.

This doesn't, of course, mean much. I mean, I'm using my desktop to type this out. And I've had the ScytheMachine for about a week now. Hopefully, I'll be able to solve it's overheating problem by the end of this week.

Other news includes the following:

My sister went back to university this month. FREEDOM!

Wombats: marsupials, or something far more sinister?

Aaaaand Devil May Cry 4 comes out some time in January. Supposedly.

…yeah, that's about it for the Scythe report. Have a poll. 'tis fresh from the…. poll cooking…. device.

POLL!

Excited about school?

A: No.

B: Nope.

C: Yes, I a– *shot*

D: Life is depressing. Shut up and give me a cookie.

E: Not as much as I am by monkies! Woo! Monkey!

EDIT: Also, new avatar. Fear the little Scytheguy doodle! FEAR HIM!