Yup, I'm amazing. And late. And in January.

So, uh, happy new year, for what it's worth, guys. I've not exactly been around. For that, you can blame a combination of Rumble Fighter and Assassin's Creed (which, by the way, is awesome, regardless of pointless sci-fi segments).

It be nearing the end of review week 'round here, and next up be exams. I'm not expecting any difficulty on that front, so this whole segment is all rather pointless, no?

Ah, lessee, what else… On the shenanigans front, there have been some. Such as an EPIC conflict over my Doritos. And JakeX plotting my impending doom. Y'know, standard stuff.

GM? What GM? Once again, I prove to be a lazy arse by not even having OPENED it since December. Maybe after exams are finished….

ARGH. Devil May Cry 4 is coming out on Febrary 10, for those interested. And JakeX is downloading the demo for it off XBL as I type this. Thus making me obligated to despise him for the duration of this babblesession.

Oh, and the girl that was watching me seems to have stopped. Which is good. I was beginning to think she really WAS plotting my demise. Or helping Jake. Or something.

Since I'm still on the subject of people, GirlfriendX has shown some signs of backing off. At lunch, anyway. I blame…. Uh…. My funky disco groove?

And since I'm really just scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point, I offer a poll.

POLL:

What are exams like for YOU?

A: They're easy, of course.

B: Wh– EXAMS?! OSHI–

C: Well, they're kind of like living in cheesecake.

D: What's this craziness of which you speak?

E: I don't have exams. >_>

F: Blah blah blah monkey.