Hello, peoples! To those who've not seen me before, I'm the Scythetastic, to those who have, I'm still the Scythetastic!

I'm some dude who thinks he's a writer, a half-decent gamer, and many other things. Some of them are actual, the others not so much. I'm also probably made of meat. Probably.

Anyway, I've been gone a couple of years, but I have now returned with a vengeance and a desire to prattle like an old geezer apparently. Funny how time does that.

And so to make up for my lack of actual information for new peeps, I instead opt to throw down some sweet word-based science. It's…. basically a prologue of sorts to some sort of interactive entertainment thing possibly involving lasers a pal and I've been workin' on.

And remember: I'm watching. I AM ALWAYS WATCHING. BUHAHAHAHAHA.

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"You're approaching the mission area. You ready?"

"Always."

The machine ran its last checks. Weapon systems, online. Personal Field, active. Armor integrity, 98%. Fair, considering the air drop insertion.

"Hold on, I'm seeing combat in and around the compound."

High-speed mobility units, online. Voice synth, online.

"So it's a party, then. We taking a side or just plowing through everyone?"

"Much as I'm sure you'd enjoy wiping both sides out, we'll support the Kingdom for now. Makes a good first impression."

"Yeah, yeah, offering an alliance. I still say we could take S-Com ourselves."

Final checks, complete. Mission clock set to 00:00:00.

"Alright, cutting comms. Stay safe, Gr- I mean, Cruz."

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