So last month my 76 year old grandmother got in a small wreck, no one was hurt, but she got a ticket and had to go court to pay the fines. Being a good grandson I drove her to her court date yesterday morning at 7:30 am. It was a small fine, about $50, we paid it and left, no problem. Anyway, tonight, she rear-ended a guy on an interstate offramp. Again, no one was hurt, but the judge won't be nearly so appreciative to see that she got in another crash not even 36 hours after her court date. To make things more crappish, my other grandmother was sent to hospital last week with blood clots in her lungs. One of them was 16mm x 4 mm, which considering the size of the lung-tubes, IS FRICKIN' HUGE!!! Then, My dad's uncle's nursing home had a Christmas party saturday, when I went, the cafeteria was about 100 degrees (degrees farenheit for the Canadians, eh), there were no chairs left, so I had to stand the whole 2 hours, and the extremley loud band alternated between Christmas music, Lynrd Skynrd, and the Eagles. After that, I went to my mom's office Christmas party, which was 130 degrees, no chairs, so I stood while I ate for another two hours, and for some reason my paranoia was acting up like it always does this time of year. After avoiding being detected by the machine, I left and went home. Then when I tried to use the wireless on my laptop, the reception was crap, so I was trying to use a wired broadband connection, but somehow it erased my IP address and it wouldn't come back. Sunday, I had to help my mom and her new husband move thier massive-ass hot tub, then after several more hours, I got my internet working again. To celebrate I played a game of Starcraft on battle.net, but had my ass kicked by South Koreans. Damn, they're good at that game. Monday I was up early to take my grandmother to court. Then had to drive an hour to the airport to pick up my cousin for Christmas, but she was waiting for me outside the airport while I was searching for her inside the airport, so it took 45 minutes to find each other and by that time I owed a dollar for the parking fee. Tuesday, I was up early again to help the heating/cooling guys install our new furnace, because our old furnace was leaking carbon monoxide gas (not much, considering I'm still alive to type this). At noon I drove to my mom's office to try to bum some lunch off of her, but she was sick with a flu and forgot to tell me, so I had driven all that way for no food. So then I go to Wal-Mart to buy some supplies, but it's packed with people buying into the Christmas mass-marketing corporate spend-gasm, so that sucked. Then I went to the farm to move some hay bales around for the cows to eat, but the bale that I picked up with the tractor decomposed as I drove, leaving only a trail of hay pieces in my wake. Then I tried to use a power take-off driven grain trailor to feed the calves with some corn, but after I got the tractor hooked up and in position, I got hit with the worst nose-bleed I have had in years. So I walked the quarter-mile to the truck, then drove the 15 minutes home while bleeding profusely. I think I freaked out several people who saw my blood-covered face while driving. Then my grandma left to drive somewhere, and hit that guy. Then, as I was writing this, my idiot cousin called and asked me in carbon monoxide gas is oderless or colorless. I told him it was. Then he asked if Radon gas was oderless and colorless, so I told him it was too.