So it took me two weeks, but I finally got my laptop to get back on the internet. Turns out, my new 2.4 GHz cordless phone and my wireless router run on a similar enough frequency to annihilate each other's reception. For the time being, I can get by with the ethernet cable I just got configured correctly. HUZZAH! Starcraft and Final Fantasy XI can again destroy my life!

Remeber how my Grandma had two car crashes in 6 weeks? Well, my dad's aunt just had one herself. The good thing, she has collision, so it's almost free.

I got my quasi-girlfriend the Black Sabbath best of album. Cost me $20 (I didn't tell her). She got me a bootlegged copy of Lamb of God. My hearing is crappy enough already, I don't need LOG to destroy what little I have left. In fact, I am such a nice guy, I got her friend a best of album of Blue Oyster Cult. She let me borrow her copy of System of Down's Toxicity album.

(Maybe after I get the two of them some Jethro Tull and Jefferson Airplane they'll start listening to real music.)

I was up all night watching the Squidbillies marithon on [Adult Swim]. It was like the untamed wildtude of nature erupting into the space where my brain used to live.

I got my grades for last semester. All A's. I am 1.5 years into college and have 77 hours with a 4.0. So far, I am doing better than my dad, who went to the same college, and got the same degree, and had the same professors. He got B's in calculus and general chemistry 2. But he graduated in 3.5 years, I'll probably have to go all 4 if I want to get the Biochemistry and Molecular Biology B.S. degree, with a minor in Math and a minor in Physics, and fill my pre-pharmacy requirements. Then, I'll only have 10 more years for my Ph.D!

So anyway, I think I filled enough space to avoid getting tossed off the front page, I used paragraphs this time, and I haven't mentioned Saddam at all! Oh crap, I just did!