Facebook sucks.

Posted by Shork on March 13, 2007, 1:31 a.m.

I have had a facebook.com account for almost a year and half by now. However, due to my inherited paranioa, I refused to use my real name. I decided to use the name "I'm not giving my name to a machine!" and it worked for a year and a half. Last week, when I attempted to log on, I was redirected to a page saying "This account has been disabled by an administrator." I sent an email to the address they listed asking why and if it was possible to reactivate it. It took several emails and a couple days before I found out that my account was disabled because I was using a fake name, and it's against the rules to "impersonate other people." First of all, no one is really named "I'm not giving my name to a machine," and secondly, I never made any attempt to decieve people into believing my name was "I'm not giving my name to a machine."

I was so mad at the facebook gestapo, that I set up a gmail account so that I could set up a new facebook account under the name "Smithton Crelso" (also not my real name). That account was disabled within two days. I have a feeling that facebook has instituted a new "security" policy that will not serve to pretect anyone. If one were actually trying to impersonate someone, then they would have a name like "John Smith", not Smithton "Obviously not real name" Crelso. This will only remove those who use joke names, and remove some the fun from the internet.

Anyway, I am done with facebook. Those bastards.

Comments

melee-master 17 years, 10 months ago

I agree.

Dom 17 years, 10 months ago

never used it it must suck

SleepinJohnnyFish 17 years, 10 months ago

Maybe you should just figure out that putting your first name on the internet is not dangerous. Don't be a fool.

I happen to like Facebook.

DesertFox 17 years, 10 months ago

Never done facebook, myspace, any of those things.

Polystyrene Man 17 years, 10 months ago

Ay, me neither. And never felt better.

shawn 17 years, 10 months ago

Give a camera the finger and send it the admin.

sk8m8trix 17 years, 10 months ago

i have facebook… the only think i hate is theose 100 freind requests i get from preps.

Rob 17 years, 10 months ago

WTF is facebook?

marbs 17 years, 10 months ago

I like facebook. I joined because my sister *persuaded* me to, but it's really good. People can't just nick your personal details off of you unless you add them as a friend.