Facebook sucks.

Posted by Shork on March 13, 2007, 1:31 a.m.

I have had a facebook.com account for almost a year and half by now. However, due to my inherited paranioa, I refused to use my real name. I decided to use the name "I'm not giving my name to a machine!" and it worked for a year and a half. Last week, when I attempted to log on, I was redirected to a page saying "This account has been disabled by an administrator." I sent an email to the address they listed asking why and if it was possible to reactivate it. It took several emails and a couple days before I found out that my account was disabled because I was using a fake name, and it's against the rules to "impersonate other people." First of all, no one is really named "I'm not giving my name to a machine," and secondly, I never made any attempt to decieve people into believing my name was "I'm not giving my name to a machine."

I was so mad at the facebook gestapo, that I set up a gmail account so that I could set up a new facebook account under the name "Smithton Crelso" (also not my real name). That account was disabled within two days. I have a feeling that facebook has instituted a new "security" policy that will not serve to pretect anyone. If one were actually trying to impersonate someone, then they would have a name like "John Smith", not Smithton "Obviously not real name" Crelso. This will only remove those who use joke names, and remove some the fun from the internet.

Anyway, I am done with facebook. Those bastards.

Comments

melee-master 17 years, 9 months ago

I agree.

Dom 17 years, 9 months ago

never used it it must suck

SleepinJohnnyFish 17 years, 9 months ago

Maybe you should just figure out that putting your first name on the internet is not dangerous. Don't be a fool.

I happen to like Facebook.

DesertFox 17 years, 9 months ago

Never done facebook, myspace, any of those things.

Polystyrene Man 17 years, 9 months ago

Ay, me neither. And never felt better.

shawn 17 years, 9 months ago

Give a camera the finger and send it the admin.

sk8m8trix 17 years, 9 months ago

i have facebook… the only think i hate is theose 100 freind requests i get from preps.

Rob 17 years, 9 months ago

WTF is facebook?

marbs 17 years, 9 months ago

I like facebook. I joined because my sister *persuaded* me to, but it's really good. People can't just nick your personal details off of you unless you add them as a friend.