COOPER!!!!!!7!!!

Posted by Shork on July 24, 2007, 7:20 a.m.

I just bought 2 Alice Cooper tickets for the State Fair concert in three weeks. I figured 3 weeks was plenty of time to find someone to take, and some way to get there. I may have been wrong.

Anyway, I am still playing starcraft. The other day, I beat a Korean. He was toss, and built his base quickly, getting several gateways and a robotics facility with observatory. He made a large group of zealots, dragoons, and a couple obbies. I had 1 hatch, 1 lair, spawning pool and hydralisk den. I had researched zergling speed and lurker aspect. I was lucky enough to have made 8 lurks before getting found and started making zerglings to scout the map. It turned out that I was right next to the other guys base. I found him and hit him with all my stuff, 3 groups of lings, a group of hydras and my lurks. Even with his observers, I managed to survive with just the lurks. It took me a second to realize that I had just opened a serious hole in a much better player than me. I quickly moved my lurks up to his observatory and started hitting it to keep him from making more detectors. I then got three more groups of zerglings started. When I destroyed the observatory, his new zealots finally got finished. I unburrowed and moved the lurks to his probe line, which had no cannons nearby. The zealots came up to defend the probes, so I ran my lings into the other end of his base where his gateways were. He couldn't defend both ends of his base, and just quit. I bet that he could have won if he just stuck it out. I suck.

On the Pokemon front, I got a grotree. And a gyrados. And a luxio. And one gym badge. I am the greetest. What's funny is that I got pissed off at my bidoof becuase it sucked, so I put it on the global trade station as joke and asked for a piplup, one of the starting pokemon. I check back a couple days later and sure enough, some canadian from saskatchawan (mispell, you canucks!) traded his awesome piplup for a suck-ass bidoof. Dumb canuck.

And I'm finally dating a girl whos not bipolar, bisexual, or addicted to hallucinogens. This is a first for me.

By the way, the bisexual was not as fun as the media has led people to believe.

Comments

Kaz 17 years, 4 months ago

Quote:
Anyway, I am still playing starcraft. The other day, I beat a Korean.
Koreans have died for Starcraft.

bendodge 17 years, 4 months ago

"the bisexual"

What's that? A media event of some sort?

Maxcore 17 years, 4 months ago

Actually I believe it was a movie, about muscle cars

sk8m8trix 17 years, 4 months ago

FUCK!!! YOU GET TO SEE ALICE COOPER AT THE MISSOURI STATE FAIR??!?!?!??!?!!

I begged my dad to take me but he dose not want to drive 100 miles. Alice Cooper is totally my favorite singer.

Shork 17 years, 4 months ago

HAHA! Not only do I get to see Alice Cooper, I get to drive 200 miles to see it! With a chick! Just one of the many advantages to adulthood. That and taxes. There's nothing like the feeling of supporting the legal institutions that protect our lives and freedoms.

sk8m8trix 17 years, 4 months ago

Remind me to stab you.