It. Sucks.

[1]1/10

Ok.

As an official representative of the twisterghost estate, I can fully support the notion that this demo is a little unsettling. First, the bbq sprite that floats around my character harks back to ocarina of time's irritating Navi, and I spent the majority of the game trying to get it stuck on something.

And I succeeded.

I raced a polar bear, which I suppose is acceptable in most Inuit cultures, but for someone who lives in suburbia, for someone who in fact LIVES ON THE SUPPOSED LOCATION OF THIS GAME, WHO CAN SEE THE BACKYARD FROM THIS VERY SEAT, it is a little terrifying. I cannot see a polar bear; I cannot even see a cat. Nor can I see a flying bbq sprite that practically rapes my character at every turn.

Let's see; ah yes, I heartily enjoyed waiting for the text to finish displaying on those speech bubbles. It was really convienient; in the time it took for a speech to finish, I cured the common cold, which is doubly convienient, seeing as I caught several RACING A GODDAMN POLAR BEAR.

I think the brilliance of the BBQ's is kinda destroyed here… sorry.

That was horrible, just horrible.

Who accepted this? What happend to, "We're raising our standards."

Just horrible, I can believe the son of a noob Lorenzo_The_Comic rated it 10/10

1/10

1/10

NOTEPAD has better gameplay. FREAKING NOTEPAD.

Oh, yeah, deleted Lorenzo's misguided vote for being obviously biased.

This game deserves the one and only word that can describe games such as these that lack, well, everything. Clearly the creator of this game was on crack, or, was lacking a mind during the creation of the work of junk. As for the one word that fits the review of this game perfectly;

No.

1/10