There once was a frog named Bob, he had a wart on his head. All his friends thought that was weird because frogs don't have warts. So, Bob went and broke into Walmart, only to be caught for trespassing. Bob went to court and was convicted of murder so then he was put in a dungeon with a mat. The mat's name was Mat. Mat and Bob became best friends. So then the court was really mad, and Walmart sued Bob for sexual assault. So then Bob and Mat went in another dungeon with a cat. The cat tried to eat Bob, but not Mat because cats don't eat mats. But then Mat attacked the cat with his super move called MAT ATTACK!. Then the cat died and Bob sucked the brains out of the guards and became a super demon with brain sucking abilities. Then Bob killed Mat because he accidentally stepped on him. Then, once again, Walmart sued Bob for becoming a super demon. So then Bob was put in front of a firing squad to be killed. But, by a mere chance, a galactic UFO crashes into the moon, which falls into the Earth, which made Earth fall into the sun. So everyone died, and this story became a legend.

Yeah, I have no life…