Meh, More Homework

Posted by Siert on Sept. 16, 2006, 10:45 a.m.

I thought I didn't have any homework this weekend but then on of my classmates called and asked if I had my Uses of an Item essay done yet. *Shit*

So yeah just finished wirting this english essay and now I have to come up with $50 dollars for this damn field trip.

'm working on this game, I'm not sure when I could pust a WIP or something but I'm useing all my spare time on it.

Oh, here is my Uses of an Item essay called Uses of a Rope.

Quote: Uses of a Rope
Have you ever gotten lost in a cave? If you want to go in a cave but don’t want to get lost, use a rope. To use this handy rope all you have to do is tie it to something outside, then hold the other end. When you are done exploring all you have to do is follow the rope back. But what if you got stuck on a deserted island? Well, there are many uses for a rope.

First of all you can use a rope for entertainment. First of all you wanted to play jump rope but didn’t have a jump rope, you could use a rope. If you wanted to go fishing you could also use a rope. You should also tie something to it and swing it around your head like a wild maniac. Finally, if you went to a birthday party, but they lost the tail for pin the tail on the donkey. You could use a rope instead.

You could also use a rope to make your work easier. To begin with, you could use a rope as a lasso and catch your runaway cows. You could also use a rope as an extension to a fuse. That way you have more time to get to safety. You could use a rope to hold a heavy object up, but why? Instead of pushing a large box you could tie a rope to it and pull it instead.

Another use for a rope is for when you are stuck on a deserted island. To start it off you lay a rope in the sand to write “S.O.Sâ€?. You could also use a rope to strangle animals for food, such as monkeys. You could burn a rope for light and heat to cook your monkeys. You could also use a rope by throwing it in a tree. Then when you tug it down, you might snag some fruit and pull it down.

So as you can see there are many uses for a rope. Next time you want to explore a cave, use a rope (then you can have a hearty meal of monkey).

Comments

Cesar 18 years, 3 months ago

another use of the rope is to kill somebody on the deserted island, this is especially useful for cannibalism if you're stuck for the longest of times…

Cesar 18 years, 3 months ago

you forgot to put the rope's brothers, the string, his little brother, and the steel cable, his older brother…

RetroVortex 18 years, 3 months ago

Homework… don't get me started…

I have R.S, ENGLISH, CHEMISTRY, SPANISH, BUSINESS, oh and I have IT coursework and Food Technology coursework as well…

Looks like I'm not going out for a while… :(

Amarin 18 years, 3 months ago

Lol nice essay. You forgot one use: To tie up n00bs!