Children follow

Posted by Small Cows on Dec. 11, 2011, 11:09 p.m.

brokers stock brokers bring the stoked to the grouped up homey call it home fries bring me another less than that call it crap call it yesterday all the way bring it all the way home on the little piggy sipping dire pity in the firehouse criminal calling telephones freight trains on the shore things flipping pancakes under christmas trees with a silver shoe on your gold crowned tooth little puss in boots make it sensible make it laughable and laudable bring the pot a bowl set the crop in holes love it if you want to bowl and bring the sister to her mother make her hug her younger brother eat it if you want to try but don't buy what you can't describe and don't listen to the tunes that they blew that they screwed through you past your tongue tied autumn eyes in the shire flies give it a system a binary system a binary opposition a dichotomy a lobotomy not quite the same as LSD or DMT or GHB or PCP or LCD or VH1 VHS put it in the player click the button yes accept click ok make me pay pay it forward pay it back PayPall all slack all for shaq all for introspective space attacks on the back of your coal sack give me jimmies make me sprinkle give it a squeeze if you want to hear my sneeze lift ten fingers if you want to be a cheerleader and follow all your dreams as long as they can't see you as long as you feel breed can greed the seed for free on a please on a freeze dried cocksucked fucked bucked mother send another package of a grapeseed fishoiled fried taped and skillet pressed tangerine orangina fellow eater friend you should eat her you should seed her you should wake up in nine months and be prepared to scream at her or don't or do but just make sure that that glass of milk you set out on the counter doesn't make a sound when it falls down the playground slide and lands in the black hole that spits it out in a teacup teacher singing praises to her boss the loan ranger granger hermione granger why won't you go out with me?

Comments

Small Cows 13 years ago

Funny, I think of a similar song:

Obviously because it's the song that went with the original YTMND page. :P

Zhiko 13 years ago

…dammit JID, I knew that song just by the title and now it keeps playing in my head as I watch the background!

Kunedon 13 years ago

@JID

I like this version better.

Zhiko 13 years ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there's the person who showed me the reason I know that song linking to the reason I know that song.

I should have expected as much.

pounce4evur 13 years ago

Dude, that was awesome. Please keep writing, I absolutely loved it. :D

Small Cows 13 years ago

I honestly have no clue who wrote this, lol. Is this some fucked up Markov chain or something?

pounce4evur 13 years ago

Oh. Lol I thought you wrote it! Well it's still pretty cool :P

Small Cows 13 years ago

I did write it. And I will write more if it fools your pooch.

pounce4evur 13 years ago

It does. :P

Small Cows 13 years ago

Oh mai D:

Also, that Totoro avatar is adorable. :P