riff raff: i was taking a splash down by the bay!

buster beat my back by the umbrella fella. we took turns tickling tiny tinsel teeth but buster's tickling begot a dumb-dumb-and-dumber type of divine. i used to yell for no reason but now i reason the yelling away:

i reason the yelling away when i say HEY! what a wonderful kind of DAY! when you can learn to work and PLAY! and get along with your parasite :(

NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION OF:

CAN YOU MAKE A PET OF YOURSELF?