Battle!

Posted by SteveKB on Aug. 17, 2008, 10:41 p.m.

warning some language ahead(in case you need the heads up)

I was in a frustratingly shitty battle the other day.

[11:49] –>| Shit (~chatzilla@cloak-7813A350.bb.sky.com) has joined #64digits

[11:49] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> who goes there

[11:49] <Shit> !

[11:50] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> *points rifle at shit*

[11:50] <Shit> A wild shit approaches.

[11:50] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> dundunduun

[11:50] <Shit> Wild shit throws self at SteveKB.

[11:50] <Shit> Very effective.

[11:50] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> i sent out my toilet

[11:51] <Shit> Steve KB blocks with toilet.

[11:51] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> 87/100 -stevekb 150/150 -toilet

[11:51] <Shit> Toilet is overwhelmed by shit and dies.

[11:52] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> smell of shit does small damage to steve -7 hp 80/100 -stevekb

[11:52] <Shit> Steve becomes furious and piledirves shite in a desperate attack.

[11:52] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> steveKB catches the shit's virus

[11:52] <Shit> Shit goes everywhere

[11:52] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> shit enter self destruct

[11:52] <Shit> What?

[11:53] <Shit> Shit is evolving.

[11:53] –>| h[allucinations] (~Hyperion@47B653E2.8967A478.F021E7C7.IP) has joined #64digits

[11:53] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> shit turns into fuck

[11:53] <Shit> DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DDUUUUN

[11:53] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> o

[11:53] =-= Shit is now known as Fuck

[11:53] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> steve sends out his plunger 80/80 hp

[11:54] <Fuck> Fuck is no longer a shit, and as such is no longer vulnerable to plunger.

[11:54] <Fuck> Plunger lunges at Fuck

[11:54] <Fuck> Fuck is frightened and retreats

[11:54] <Bryans> try /me

[11:54] <Bryans> =p

[11:54] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> fuck

[11:54] * Bryans is frightened and retreats

[11:54] <Fuck> Bryans uses furious bark

[11:55] <Fuck> Fuck shits self

[11:55] <Fuck> SteveKB wins the battle

[11:55] <Fuck> DUN DUN DUN!

[11:55] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> I buy 99 crap balls at a store

[11:55] <Fuck> +9001 exp

[11:56] <Fuck> One of the crap balls contains shit

[11:56] =-= Fuck is now known as Shit

[11:56] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> inventory 98

[11:56] <Shit> *approaches*

[11:56] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> gets out flame thrower

[11:57] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> burns shit

[11:57] =-= Shit is now known as DeepFriedShit

[11:57] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> oh shit

[11:57] <DeepFriedShit> Deep fried shit becomes flame retardant and bellows furiously.

[11:58] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> stevekb takes 50 damage 30/100hp

[11:58] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> stevekb sends out cat

[11:58] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> 200/200

[11:58] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> cat starts to eat shit

[11:59] <DeepFriedShit> -2000 hp

[11:59] <DeepFriedShit> 1000/3000

[11:59] <DeepFriedShit> cat stabs DFS with rake.

[11:59] <DeepFriedShit> *Staggers*

[11:59] <DeepFriedShit> -999 hp

[11:59] <DeepFriedShit> 1/3000

[11:59] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> throw my crap balls

[12:00] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> ding

[12:00] <DeepFriedShit> DFS only absorbs the shit and becomes stronger!

[12:00] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> noooo!

[12:00] <DeepFriedShit> 9001/3000

[12:00] <DeepFriedShit> !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[12:00] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> deep fried shit evolves

[12:00] <DeepFriedShit> SteveKB shits self and DFS absorbs

[12:00] <DeepFriedShit> What? DFS is evolving?

[12:00] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> :O

[12:01] <DeepFriedShit> INTO WHAT

[12:01] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> i don't know

[12:01] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> something unamable

[12:02] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> shitty shit shit

[12:02] =-= DeepFriedShit is now known as ChuckNorris

[12:02] <ChuckNorris> !

[12:02] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> the only unamable named thing in the universe chuck norris

[12:02] <ChuckNorris> Mwahaha

[12:03] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> steve dies instantly

[12:03] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> cat dies instantly

[12:03] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> steve kb loses

[12:03] <ChuckNorris> SteveKB discovers CN's weakness to cheese and using an ancient indian technique or something throws a cheesecake at CN from the land of the dead

[12:03] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> chuck norris infinty/0 hp

[12:04] <ChuckNorris> \game

[12:04] <ChuckNorris> \universe

[12:04] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> lol

yeah I lost.

here is a video in case teh mods think it's too short.

it's called element online XD

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