warning some language ahead(in case you need the heads up)
I was in a frustratingly shitty battle the other day.[11:49] –>| Shit (~chatzilla@cloak-7813A350.bb.sky.com) has joined #64digits[11:49] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> who goes there[11:49] <Shit> ![11:50] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> *points rifle at shit*[11:50] <Shit> A wild shit approaches.[11:50] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> dundunduun[11:50] <Shit> Wild shit throws self at SteveKB.[11:50] <Shit> Very effective.[11:50] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> i sent out my toilet[11:51] <Shit> Steve KB blocks with toilet.[11:51] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> 87/100 -stevekb 150/150 -toilet[11:51] <Shit> Toilet is overwhelmed by shit and dies.[11:52] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> smell of shit does small damage to steve -7 hp 80/100 -stevekb[11:52] <Shit> Steve becomes furious and piledirves shite in a desperate attack.[11:52] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> steveKB catches the shit's virus[11:52] <Shit> Shit goes everywhere[11:52] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> shit enter self destruct[11:52] <Shit> What?[11:53] <Shit> Shit is evolving.[11:53] –>| h[allucinations] (~Hyperion@47B653E2.8967A478.F021E7C7.IP) has joined #64digits[11:53] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> shit turns into fuck[11:53] <Shit> DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DDUUUUN[11:53] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> o[11:53] =-= Shit is now known as Fuck[11:53] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> steve sends out his plunger 80/80 hp[11:54] <Fuck> Fuck is no longer a shit, and as such is no longer vulnerable to plunger.[11:54] <Fuck> Plunger lunges at Fuck[11:54] <Fuck> Fuck is frightened and retreats[11:54] <Bryans> try /me[11:54] <Bryans> =p[11:54] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> fuck[11:54] * Bryans is frightened and retreats[11:54] <Fuck> Bryans uses furious bark[11:55] <Fuck> Fuck shits self[11:55] <Fuck> SteveKB wins the battle[11:55] <Fuck> DUN DUN DUN![11:55] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> I buy 99 crap balls at a store[11:55] <Fuck> +9001 exp[11:56] <Fuck> One of the crap balls contains shit[11:56] =-= Fuck is now known as Shit[11:56] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> inventory 98[11:56] <Shit> *approaches*[11:56] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> gets out flame thrower[11:57] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> burns shit[11:57] =-= Shit is now known as DeepFriedShit[11:57] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> oh shit[11:57] <DeepFriedShit> Deep fried shit becomes flame retardant and bellows furiously.[11:58] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> stevekb takes 50 damage 30/100hp[11:58] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> stevekb sends out cat[11:58] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> 200/200[11:58] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> cat starts to eat shit[11:59] <DeepFriedShit> -2000 hp[11:59] <DeepFriedShit> 1000/3000[11:59] <DeepFriedShit> cat stabs DFS with rake.[11:59] <DeepFriedShit> *Staggers*[11:59] <DeepFriedShit> -999 hp[11:59] <DeepFriedShit> 1/3000[11:59] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> throw my crap balls[12:00] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> ding[12:00] <DeepFriedShit> DFS only absorbs the shit and becomes stronger![12:00] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> noooo![12:00] <DeepFriedShit> 9001/3000[12:00] <DeepFriedShit> !!!!!!!!!!!!![12:00] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> deep fried shit evolves[12:00] <DeepFriedShit> SteveKB shits self and DFS absorbs[12:00] <DeepFriedShit> What? DFS is evolving?[12:00] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> :O[12:01] <DeepFriedShit> INTO WHAT[12:01] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> i don't know[12:01] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> something unamable[12:02] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> shitty shit shit[12:02] =-= DeepFriedShit is now known as ChuckNorris[12:02] <ChuckNorris> ![12:02] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> the only unamable named thing in the universe chuck norris[12:02] <ChuckNorris> Mwahaha[12:03] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> steve dies instantly[12:03] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> cat dies instantly[12:03] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> steve kb loses[12:03] <ChuckNorris> SteveKB discovers CN's weakness to cheese and using an ancient indian technique or something throws a cheesecake at CN from the land of the dead[12:03] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> chuck norris infinty/0 hp[12:04] <ChuckNorris> \game[12:04] <ChuckNorris> \universe[12:04] <SteeeeeeeeveKB> lolyeah I lost.here is a video in case teh mods think it's too short.it's called element online XD