horribly out of shape

Posted by Taizen Chisou on Dec. 21, 2011, 3:17 p.m.

Another life blog, charming.

Well, nothing like spending two hours heaving after barrelling down the hallway at- and I shit you not- an average speed of fourteen miles an hour.

SCENARIO

There are ninety seconds before the tardy bell.

Retrieve something from your friend Umbra, whose fourth hour is across the school.

You're already at your fourth hour.

Don't be late.

So I paced it out, and a round trip came out to about 470 steps. My pace is almost four feet long- so that's 1810 feet, which is .343 of a mile.

Ninety seconds.

Third of a mile.

Why the shit is an physically inactive, six foot 215- pound person running down the hallway at 13.7 miles an hour, while dressed in an incredibly sexy suit jacket :V

(Translation: It's heavy as a bitch)

Unrelated news:

I'm coining a new word for another problem that I seem to have

BLOGORRHEA

One blog per day? Yes please.

That's more than the lot of you produce in a week.

At least I'm racking up like 1,000 views a week. :P

Comments

Eva unit-01 13 years ago

Sounds like you need to be blogstipated.

Kamira 13 years ago

We have 6 minutes to get to classes, it's nice.

MMOnologueguy 13 years ago

BLOGORRHEA, being the first word I read on this page, evoked images of confusing and badly composed blogs more so than the act of doing a blog every day. Like if you shit once every day you probably don't have diarrhea.

Taizen Chisou 13 years ago

I would rather not be blogstipated. That sounds horrible for the word itself :v

We get seven minutes. I spent four walking to my fourth hour, and 3/2 asking Umbra where his fourth hour was, and then the rest sprinting like a maniac and almost plowing into some poor passersby.

Blogorrhea, in the sense that I post the most often out of all of you. It's like the GMG all over again.

(2000 forum posts in 3 months… uh…)

MMOnologueguy 13 years ago

Quote: Taizen Chisomething
Blogorrhea, in the sense that I post the most often out of all of you.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Taizen Chisou 13 years ago

Pfft.

I joined on 11 August and have posted 87 blogs.

87 blogs over 132 days is one blog every 36 hours.

come at me bro

But in all seriousness I need to lay off teh blogzzz

Eva unit-01 13 years ago

Yea right, like you're gonna stop any time soon.

JuurianChi 13 years ago

I was noob Blogging before it was cool.

Taizen Chisou 13 years ago

@Eva Of course I won't. I'm on 64d :V

JID 13 years ago

Taizen, the day you joined was on my birthday. :D