I suppose "shitty condensations of the plots of all of my projects" would have been a more apt blog title, but it wouldn't have fit in the RA box.

Is site activity slightly slower in the past week or is it just me?

Anyway!

I might pursue writing some serious works. But before drafting up some shitty-ass novel idea, I thought I'd make a chronology of the plots I've written before.

I'm much more inclined now to take stabs at newer, fresher, less shitty renditions of any of my older works, now that I'm not crap at GM, so if anything here sound even remotely interesting to see with my newer skills, the answer would be a resounding… "maybe."

It will however be interesting as many of my older works had nary a week put into them so updating them would result in a lot a lot a lot of little minigames that I'd produce on a free weekend, so if you needed more pointless things to engage in every other week, feel free to say something to me!

Older titles closer to the bottom.

So let's see:

Ricerca Strano: A guy tries to save the princess who is trapped in the tower, finds that once he finally does that she is a manicial lunatic- and a lesbian at that- and ends up being subservient to her plans of kingdom conquering.

Chaos Weapon: Some dude with the help of a god rediscovers magical powers, uses them to attempt to form an ancient apocalypse weapon composed of lesser element gods that the player party first have to smack down because they are tearing the shit out of shit.

Black and White: Master adventurer thief Taizen Chisou enters a tomb and explores things. There are multiple endings that depend on where you go when, and your Mission Control will do her best to steer you into every average ending.

Lunacy Star 2 (2013): Spaceships over there, kill they ass.

Lunacy Star (2012): Some dude creates a hole in dimensions and a weird homocidal starcraft thing spills out. The logical course of action is murder.

Unnamed comic book (2012): A girl works for Death as a grim reaper. Cheesiest, narmiest, most overly dramatic, ploddingly written thing ever. The rest of the story can be found in a spoiler tag below.

JetXGen series (2005 - 2009):

- 1 : You are a spaceship and you shoot things.

- 2 : You are a spaceship and you shoot things.

- 3 : You are a spaceship and you shoot things.

- 4 : You are a spaceship and you shoot things.

- 5 : There is a living, sentient, crazy as shit battleship/asteroid/military base/factory/planet thing flying around somewhere out there producing rogue fighters that shoot at cities until they explode. Also, it's so big that it itself not only is the final boss, but Stages 19 through 22.

World around Bobby comic series (2006 - 2008):

- One about time travel. A kid genius person finds out from future versions of his family that he has been murdered, so he sets out to prevent his death.

- One about nuclear bombs. Kid genius experiments with nuclear glass panels (don't ask) result in bombs capable of crystallizing the air into radioactive shards of glass. Terrorism plot.

- One about agnosticism. The actual protagonist Bobby asks his older sister about religion and ends up with an enomous lecture from her that goes over every single religion ever. Done as a school project.

- Maaaaany other one-shot comics that were funny at the time

(The kid genius is the protag's younger brother, you see- the actual main character remains largely out of focus most of the time due to his slacker/comic relief/Generic Guy Who Does Lots Of Women/college student profile not meshing well with the serious stories.)

A comic series about college students (2010): exactly what it says on the tin

Mundus Dei (2011): A short story about a guy in an asshole-itarian government who gets jailed for the better part of his life- the entirety of the story except for the ending is his hallucination that the drawings he scrawls on the walls have become it's own existence and as it's creator he was it's God.

Lucy Summers (2011): A short story told in reverse chronology about a lonely old woman who is revealed to have been insane and killed her husband sometime in the past without anyone knowing and letting her house fall into extreme disrepair- she dies in the end (or the beginning, if you're technical about those things) and her old dusty decrepit house is left to sway in the breeze.

A Matter of Chance (2010): A 26-page English assignment for sophomore year detailing the adventures of a man named Nathan who has the extraordinary ability to shape the future to his will. He is captured by the government who figures his scheme out in Las Vegas and it is up to his colleague, Claire, to find and retrieve him. But all is not as it seems…

To Kill A Mockingbird: The RPG Gaiden (2010): A four-day English assignment for sophomore year loosely based on the book. The only canon in which Mrs. Dubose, the elderly and cranky morphine addict, will tornado you with her walking cane and you can return the favor with a baseball bat.

Neutrality: 2089 (2007): An RPG platformer where a small passing colony meteorite gets caught in the crossfire between the warring human settlements on Earth and Mars and winds up getting shot up all into bits. Our protagonist, a white, largely featureless alien being, crashes onto Earth and attempts to make his way back into the sky.

a comic strip that was such a horrible rip-off that I actually managed to block my memories of it- I recently found it and life has been sad ever since

Blox 1 and Blox 2 (200X): Platformers about block protagonists… jumping around and collecting shit. Also discriminating against the boss characters because they have actual angles! Oh, I kid. There was a story to this, but you'd have to ask Umbra what it was.

Promptly cancelled because I was too retarded at the time to figure out how moving platforms worked.

Blox 2, on the other hand… was a Cave Story ripoff. Shooting in four directions and collecting Life Expansions and finding Stars in Stages to open Doors to more Stages and oh my I am so original

Acceleration: Space (2004): Essentially every GM user's Very First Shmup. You're a triangle, and you shoot balls at helicopters, who drop presents, that emit rings when you shoot them, that fly in zigzaggy patterns?

Uh…

Stay Alive (2004): You are a smiley face. Gravity is your worst enemy. The platforms are bouncy. Everything wants to kill you. And there is lots of those flying around. Anti-you measures include the basic arrows flying around left and right and bouncing epileptic rainbow sawblades to the falling timebombs and SEETHING GEOMETRIC CONTEMPT in the form of purple triangles that home into your position, to LASER SQUARES THAT RANDOMLY APPEAR AND SPIN AROUND.

Oh, yeah, and rocks that do nothing but take out your blocks.

Sprinting Person Professor Man (not actual title, 2004): From the narrative, paraphrased:

"One day the professor created robots, but their automatic learning AI made them total assholes, so they're going to bomb every complex at your university unless you run around (and nothing but run) and escape every building ensuring there's no one inside, and getting to the VERY LAST ONE and FINALLY shutting those metal bastards down."

And I think that's kinda it actually. Yeah, how great was I when I was ten? :V

Here's the plot to that comic book mentioned above: