Hyper Princess Pitch is amazing.

Posted by Taizen Chisou on Jan. 31, 2012, 9:08 a.m.

"Welcome, princess! I am the GODDESS OF EXPLOSIONS!"

Anyway, everyone is to go play Daniel's new game, and immediately.

I managed to beat the game on Battle Princess difficulty with 329,000 points.

The highest difficulty is Goddess of Explosions.

I didn't beat the first level, and lost my one spare life on the third screen ;-;

It's like Touhou, except what's a "hitbox" and it's an arena shooter D:

But to balance there's a "very easy" mode as well.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR

Comments

JuurianChi 12 years, 11 months ago

NO.

Taizen Chisou 12 years, 11 months ago

Mm, okay, so, Juurian?

Have you just been devoting your past two or three weeks to being unfathomably unlikeable and posting brief but idiotic comments on people's blogs to dampen the mood and look like a total buttface?

Because it is working.

Taizen Chisou 12 years, 11 months ago

Okay, no. What I meant to put through was "comments like that have been all that I've seen from you recently and it bugs the shit out of me."

JID 12 years, 11 months ago

That game is giving me a headache just looking at it.

Way too many eyerapingly bright colors and screenshake going on, for me to enjoy it.

I know someone else will enjoy it though.

Juju 12 years, 11 months ago

Play nice, you two.

JuurianChi 12 years, 11 months ago

Blargh. That last comment was full of Buthurt.

I like the picture, but dislike anything to do with Remar. (It's an old Personal Vendetta of mine.)

Eva unit-01 12 years, 11 months ago

Looks fuckin' fun, but I bet it'd kick my ass. I'll try it when I have the time.

Polystyrene Man 12 years, 11 months ago

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but dislike anything to do with Remar
Have you never played Iji? Best fucking Game Maker game I ever did play.

Kunedon 12 years, 11 months ago

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This game is incredibly reminiscent of Smash TV for the arcade! :D
My thoughts exactly.

I gotta try this.

Toast 12 years, 11 months ago

I remember sucking at Smash TV on the Sega Mega Drive. More of a Playstation-era kid myself. We don't appreciate difficulty.