I actually got to take up Skyrim. Sweet.

Unfortunately, I don't know Fus! Ro! Dah!, so I can't really put it in the blog title.

Or can I?

*Edits title*

Now, I realize how incredibly unpunctual to the collection (I hate the phrase 'tardy to the party') I am concerning this game, but it is in fact glorious.

I just recently learned how to shout pain at people.

Cue fumbling around and dropping the controller directly onto the R2 button as I am facing the Jerl of Whiterun.

He seemed unfazed, but the litter of guards around the room were quite hasty in sticking me with swords.

"Taizen Chisou" the Dragonborn has been playing for a little over four hours, and is very nearly level 5. Only one more stat level to go.

I currently have to ascend some huge-ass mountain (here I was thinking the Bleak Temple Whatever was bad enough) to go to some Higher H-someplace and do something and also descend on the other side of the mountain to meet the Greybeards.

I do have to ask you how I am supposed to be buying any of this higher-priced bullshit because I never seem to be able to amass more than 800 gold at a time.

Especially not my own house.

The one in Whiterun is 5,000 dollars. Should I spring for it? What does it do? Do I need to defend my territory from the thieves and beggars outside? I don't need to buy furniture, do I? Why is it that I can never sleep and be just as well off as I would be after a good night's rest?

And why is my character above sleeping in a bed owned by other people if he can break into their houses and kill everyone in it?

Will I ever beat this game?