Taizen Chisou is the Pinnacle of Health

Posted by Taizen Chisou on Feb. 13, 2012, 2:52 p.m.

Ow, my lungs.

!! OMG LIFE BLOG AGAIN !!

Nothing like horking down four cookies made of sugar sprinkled in sugar with a side of sugar shortly after lunch and before the requisite jog down the hallways.

Seven minutes is NOT enough hallway time for slow people such as myself.

I lost twenty pounds over the summer, but it's all coming back. In my face.

Oh, I hate this. My face area looked all lean and sexay (minus the acne) for all of two weeks before I started getting all morbidly obese again.

I'd heard that muscle mass is heavier than fat, but let's be realistic.

I'll be dieting again this summer (minus the time spent at camp of course) and maybe I can get down to, I dunno, 190 or so.

HAHAHA 210LB 6'1" ASIAN PERSON LAUGH NOW

190lbs is still a 25.0 on the BMI scale, but any lighter than that and I'd be… sort of in the possession of one of those stickly vegetarian-peoples bodies. Ehhhh.

But still.

Weight loss.

Now if you'll excuse me: I may not be Jewish, but I'm certainly not going to buy half a dozen cookies and not eat them.

Comments

Polystyrene Man 12 years, 10 months ago

Quote:
I'd be… sort of in the possession of one of those stickly vegetarian-peoples bodies.
And it feels goooood!

Seriously though, the best thing about being a vegetarian is going to the bathroom. Your shit slides out of your ass like a finely lubed rainbow. Hardly ever a need to wipe.

(Since you asked)

LoserHands 12 years, 10 months ago

That's a lot of pounds.

firestormx 12 years, 10 months ago

melee-master is not asian.