I'm actually fairly convinced this is impossible :V

Prepare for post-midnight rambling!

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So, it's been about a month now. Starting a month ago, I broke a broken relationship and told virtually everyone who mattered that I'm out of the closet.

And then nothing happened.

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Sure, I'm getting forty "is he or isn't he's" from Cute Straight Guy Of The Day in the hallways every week, and many of my friends are all very supportive

but other than that everything is the same.

Oh, right, I do get the occasional notice here and there from random girls now, being single again, but they more than likely don't realize it.

So what am I supposed to do? I need a boyfriend :V

Capt. Attractiveness at school is probably straight (despite a lack of evidence indicating such), so I need to stop crushing on him :<

I know his name, schedule, an array of his hallway friends, a few places in between classes where he stops, and some of his extra-curricular activities.

I'm a stalker now, I guess, because consider that this is the extent of any conversation we've had:

I guess I screwed up the timing for a visit to the bathroom before fifth hour that day :V

No, but seriously, that's creepy and I have problems.

So I can't find anyone. The GSA here dissolved, too, because, I think, lack of member participation >:I

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Me and my ex are on relatively good terms, which might be weird.

We're still friends and joke and hang out. We went to dinner the other day alongside another friend.

She's still a spiteful person to me at times, but it's mostly in front of Boyfriend the Second. Perhaps it's too lessen the awkwardness that normally results from guys violating the Bro Code.

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I have, only like one gay friend.

And he's the obnoxious feminine gay kind of gay.

> it's hot

> please walk across the entire park and buy me something expensive to drink in spite of my money-having boyfriend standing beside me, because I left my wallet in the car

> okay, before you pursue a relationship with another guy you need to act a little more gay

> that involves talking like I do and acting like I do and not being masculine and retarded like you like to

> let's start with a mental test

> I'll say a word and you say the first word that comes to mind

> penis

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medieval fair + hot outside + oklahoma = too many guys are not wearing shirts what is this

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Is it standard procedure to completely undress in front of someone in a locker room? Look at me cowering behind the stacked chairs and locker doors :V

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it is 12:53 and I should of think of something else that may or may not be entertaining to read

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fuck