Status Report from the Depths of Hell

Posted by Taizen Chisou on July 9, 2012, 3:40 p.m.

AKA McDonalds.

It's official; I have a license.

I'd post a picture, but my phone is dumb.

But didn't you say that you already had one?

That was me passing the test.

Anyway, work.

I'm on break right now, of course, because I couldn't imagine how long it would to take to type this out in between batches of burger meat.

I felt really guilty after about the first two weeks of work for not being on the Internet more and talking to you all, and especially McFluffeh*. Silly, I know, right?

*Last time I used the usertag I misled someone into feeling special. So, sorry, here's a genuine plug <3

I had to be reminded this place existed when I got a message from Charlie asking if I was still alive, hahaha.

Work ain't bad. Although I do get the occasional 8 hour day, such as today. (Hence 'Depths of Hell.' I'm much nicer on 5 hour days.)

I also don't ever get to hang out with my IRL friends, which makes for a perfect conversation starter when I see them at school again next year.

"Heyyyy! Remember how fun summer was, with the lack of hanging out between us and adventures? Yeah!"

I think we've all scheduled tomorrow as our second meet-up day.

Still alone on the romance front, but winning a scratch card is far likelier than to find someone gay here than, say, California, or perhaps North Korea.

My car done fucked up; I broke the seat lying back in wait for my driving test a few days ago, so now that I actually have a license I still can't do anything.

That means that I have to ask my parents to drive me around tomorrow, and because payday is on Wednesday, that I also have to ask them for money.

Quote:
> "Mom! Here is my gas card, it has thirty dollars on it. When you take my car back, can you get some gas?"

> "Okay."

> "By the way, you owe me money for the gas."

recipt shows a purchase for 48 dollars of gasoline

opens wallet, it contains 20 dollars

> "Mom…. I only asked for thirty dollars."

> "Well, I went and filled it up. Now give me my money."

*sigh

Still grounded from the computer, I still can't clean the bathroom mirror correctly.

And my parents are still being horrible and mean because I don't help them with the painting of the house. Despite me asking and them saying that there's nothing I can do to help.

It's been 31 minutes.

I'll write later.

Comments

Kunedon 12 years, 5 months ago

I thought this was going to be a DSG blog because you used the word "Depths" in the title.

Good to know you're still alive, and have a license(even though you can't drive around on your own yet). Sucks that your parents are still giving you a hard time, but then again they're Asian parents. I can relate to you with that at least.

And at least you have a job. I'm not exactly getting any luck on that.

Also you messed up using the size tag.

Polystyrene Man 12 years, 5 months ago

Quote:
Still grounded from the computer, I still can't clean the bathroom mirror correctly.
Wow.

JID 12 years, 5 months ago

I read the title as "Status Report on Depth's Development Hell" and got excited.

MMOnologueguy 12 years, 5 months ago

His mom's probably just a lesbian. It all makes sense if you really think about it - why wouldn't she be? You can't prove a negative, kind of like how some people believe in a god. Therefore, she's a lesbian.

MMOnologueguy 12 years, 5 months ago

As far as bitches go she's still stereotypically pretty hot, being a lesbian.

JuurianChi 12 years, 5 months ago

You guys need to stop the "OMFG Depths- my life is going to get better! $%^$%^Y$%%" ridiculousness.

I didn't think any of that when I saw the title.

Hold out, Dude.

It gets better and junk.

pounce4evur 12 years, 5 months ago

Read comments first and then the blog because I don't know. I was like, aw come on. What could she possibly have done to make her a bitch? She gave birth to you. She's gotta love you somehow.

But nope. Holy shit, your mom is a bitch. Is your dad the same way? I hope not. Good luck at work, I've known quite a few people who have gone through fast food hell and made it out alive. Caffeine is your friend.

Taizen Chisou 12 years, 5 months ago

Well. I'm still grounded apparently ("What are you doing on the computer?") and my friend time today got cancelled.

Again.

This close to screaming yes, my friends are more important to me than you and your fucking house because guess what it's because of shit like this you keep pulling that's making them less of friends with me and how can you have the fucking gall to point out that 'i don't have friends' and to pin it on my acne fuck you