Swimming Lessons

Posted by Tasm on April 9, 2007, 10:26 p.m.

No, I'm not taking any. I can swim just fine.

The title is actually only significant later in this blog.

Well, today sucked; I did nothing pretty much, save for some meager barn chores and such. Oh yeah, and I practiced 360 roundhouse kicks for a while. I don't know, something about being airborne and spinning just gets me going.

Anyway, I am currently listening to Duality by Slipknot. Not that anyone cares, I just like the song.

<i>You cannot kill what you did not create…</i>

Whatever. My avatar still sucks. But don't plan on it changing for the better any time soon.

I just got done watching Family Guy on DVD, and that was… well Family Guy on DVD.

Anyway, about the swim lessons…

This might be old, but:

well, go to Google, and then click maps.

Type in, "New York to Paris, France"

Read line 23 of the directions.

Have fun.

Comments

Aqueous 17 years, 7 months ago

I can swim too.

Aqueous 17 years, 7 months ago

XD

blueBX 17 years, 7 months ago

Or you can type in any other state in North or South America going to any other country thats across the Atlantic Ocean.

Lethal 17 years, 7 months ago

Thats a lotta of swimming!

Rob 17 years, 7 months ago

Yay, 3,462 miles of swimming!

thepharaoh 17 years, 7 months ago

I only went through level one and I'm done.

Zekian 17 years, 7 months ago

dam look like im going to have to rent a car when i get there ^^

Extravisual 17 years, 7 months ago

A 360 roundhouse kick sounds impractical.

Tasm 17 years, 7 months ago

Quote:
A 360 roundhouse kick sounds impractical

Tell that to this kid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnRF_gp8VzA

Rather effective, if you ask me.

NoodleNog 17 years, 7 months ago

@video: Wow, that guy got owned.

Haha. it tells you to go to 'Aquarium' then swim for 3462 miles. Surely it should tell you to go to the nearest port and get a ferry? but that wouldn't be funny I suppose.

They forgot the final step: Upon entering Paris, do a barrel roll.