Ok, a few days ago in Bio we had this review book thing to do. I had it done, but my friend didn't and needed to borrow it since he didn't have a review book. The teacher even said we would have until this Monday to get it in. So I thought "Ok, if the teacher says we can turn it in on Monday, why not?"

Monday comes around, I step into my Bio class. My teacher says, "Mike and Wayne, come here for a minute." I'm thinking she's gonna bitch me out about another missing lab that she made up, so I go to her desk. She says to us, "So what happened this morning?" I had no clue what she was talking about, and told her just that. My friend, however, seemed to have been caught with my review book assignment by his tech teacher, who took it upon himself to CALL MY BIO TEACHER AND TELL HER. I listen to the rest of her lecture, blah, blah, frickin' blah.

Today, I get the paper back from the tech teacher and hand it in. She calls me up to her desk. Big freakin' surprise. She then tells me that she isn't going to count the paper at all, give me a zero, and that it was me that was cheating. Are you F*cking kidding me?! Like I need another bad grade in that damn class. After she's done ruining my day, I walk back to my desk, dropping a couple F-bombs along the way.

The moral of the story is: Bio teachers are not human. They possess neither the soul nor the basic human emotion that other teachers possess.

I HATE BIOLOGY

Thanks for listening to me vent, feel free to add your equally infuriating stories.