I just got home from my first day of work at my summer job. I worked three shifts today, as I will everyday.

It turns out I'm much more than a lowly dishwasher. I help prepare food and drinks, monitor the guests, keep little kids away from me, and the like.

I've come up with the following

perks

for my job so far:

1 - FREE FOOD. Whatever the guests don't eat is fair game. Today they left about 15 chicken patties, which I about died over.

2 - Decent cash.

3 - Friendly people, overall nice environment(it's a religious camp, afterall).

4 - I feel all responsible and such.

Bad things about my job so far:

1 - ANNOYING CHURCH SONGS. Ok, I'm not saying religion is stupid, so don't even think that. I just don't like sing-alongs.

2 - Annoying little kids.

3 - The whole fruit punch fiasco(see below).

4 - My feet are on fire.

Fruit Punch Fiasco

Ok, for our dinner thing we had some containers of fruit punch set out on the table out in the dining room that people could help themselves to. However, someone decided it would be a great idea to break the spigot off the container, thusly spilling fruit punch all over the place, and eventually all over me.

I had haul the stupid thing back into the kitchen and into the sink. After all the juice was out of it, the place looked like a crime scene.

So there you have it - my first day on the job.

Oh yeah, and today the people were having some ceremony or something, and the head guy(my boss) set up a slideshow with PowerPoint on his laptop to be projected on the wall. As the slideshow was going, the '…Is not responding' error message and everyone saw it. I laughed. He had to reboot. Or atleast he thought so.

There, that's all I have to say. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to bed now and never wake up.

P.S.: Hate me today, hate me tomorrow. Hate me so you can finally see what's good for you.