Son of a Biscuit

Posted by Tasm on Aug. 1, 2006, 7:41 a.m.

This week, particularly today, is going to suck balls. Why? Because, at work, I have to:

- Serve over 130 dumasses people

- Be in a kitchen on and off for 8 hours

- Listen to some retard complain about the bagels being hard. Guess what? That's what happens when you put bagels in the oven and add heat. They get rather crunchy.

- Withstand(or not) triple-digit heat

- Wash dishes using hot water

- Sanitize the dishes using even hotter water(180 degrees F)

- Be pissed off ALL the time(it's in my job description)

- AGAGHGHGHAG

- Keep the dumb bitches guests happy

And I swear to god, no matter how many times you explain something to them, these people can't seem to grasp the concept of putting glasses in the trays. I even made a sign in MSPaint, printed in, and tacked it to the wall right next to the dish window:

http://64digits.com/users/SpenSer.45/cup.PNG

I must have overlooked the fact that no one there can read.

In other news, 3000 hits. Too bad there isn't a badge for it.

Well, I have to be getting back to my breakfast break now.

Comments

rockyran 18 years, 3 months ago

Funniest. Blog. Ever.

Carbon-X 18 years, 3 months ago

Wow your picture owns. I'm gonna print it out and put it up on my wall.

Rez 18 years, 3 months ago

Nice sign.

Well, that sucks, good luck with the dumb bitches.

Polystyrene Man 18 years, 3 months ago

180 degrees F? Lucky bastard. The dishwasher where I work goes up to 190. I hate it when the waitresses dump all the shit in the sink without scraping the plates. It clogs up everything. It also sucks when, 2 minutes before closing, a party of 10 comes in (this happens nearly every day). Nice sign. I think I'll use it. I've already got one up that says:

"Please SCRAPE dishes and WIPE plates for the dishwasher. He's very special :)"

Tasm 18 years, 3 months ago

Heh, originally The sign was gonna say

"Put glasses upside-down in tray or God will punish you"

But my boss wasn't too thrilled about the idea(I work in a religious camp, BTW).

[on my lunch break]

OBELISK 18 years, 3 months ago

LMFAO

OBELISK 18 years, 3 months ago

That sign is awesome. I'm putting it on my wall too :P

Snakeman 18 years, 3 months ago

lol, your work must suck balls. XD