Well i have been given permission to do a walktrough for LOLOMGWTFBBQ1. Anyway I'm doing the badges in no perticular order. There will aslo be picture yay!. Anyway let's begin. Aslo before Mods start freaking out I got TwisterGhost permission to do this
Ludabadge: This one it easy First talk to Luda who will ask you to hit melee-master with a party popper. The game even shows you where melee-master is. After you hit melee with the party-popper return to luda to claim your prize<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5628/pic1uk0.png" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a><a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9351/pic2cv3.png" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a>Next is a race. When you talk to _Player_ he askes how fast you are. From there you have to get out of the house in 10 seconds. If you get out fast enough you get the SPEEDBADGE.<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5741/pic3nv2.png" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a> Another easy badge is to be found. If you look at the tree in the top-right corner of the map there is something shiney. Examin the tree to get the to get the fox badge<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2783/pic4cq7.png" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a>Next if you head over to the DJ deck there's a chance for another badge. Talk to JakeX and he wasnt to see if you can dance. You must step on 10 of the red markers in 8 seconds. If you complete this then you will recive the BadgeX<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6313/pic5qf9.png" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a><a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6106/pic6ig3.png" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a>Up next we have gml_josea who want you t ocall REZ a tard. Simple. Find REZ in his "I <3 64 shirt call him a tard and return to Josea for your reward of the Bone Badge<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5241/pic7zm3.png" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a><a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1568/pic8hq1.png" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a>Good thing melee dosn't hold a grudge. You'll need him for your next job. Talk to him and he'll tell you to tell chicken to put his shirt on. After he does that (make sure you ask nicley) Melee will give you the Chicken Badge.<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2404/pic9zh5.png" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a>Next we have my hobomonkeyc who is hungery. After you talk to him head FSX to get the burger. He'll ask you what his user number it. Now you could answer 2 and get just the burger. Or you can answer 1337 and get the secret 1337 badge that people have been dieing to get. Then give Hobo the burger and he'll give you the HOBO SEAL OF FRESHNESS<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6114/pic10iw7.png" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a><a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5751/pic11cq4.png" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a>And time for the final badge. It's surrounded by walls. How are you ever to get in. Simple go to the postion indicated in the pic and walk strait up. There you go easy as pie..<a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/7492/pic12xv3.png" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a>Well there you go. There's how to get all badges in LOLOMGWTFBBQ 1
no cheats? that's just what you think >:O