Unfortunately in school we have to do Ethics. For a project we had to research a philosopher. while researching a whole bunch of people i came across this site with tons of Confucius sayings. Im not sure if they are really his, but they are funny.

My favourites are:

Do not drink and park - accidents cause people.

Find blind man on nude beach, not hard.

It takes many nails to make a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Man who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

Schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

To prevent hangover stay drunk.

Virginity like bubble - one prick and all gone.

The site is http://www.joe-ks.com/confucius.htm

ok humour aside, im making a game where i need some sprites of buildings and various other things. the sprites need to be birds-eye view sprites.

i need sprites of:

houses 64x64*

shops 60x60*

petrol station 217x270

gas tanks for petrol station 108x270

car dealership 126x124

school 354x512

mall 250x270

train tracks 120x32

train size that fits the tracks, 3-6 carriages

tunnel entrance for train tracks 120x64

office buildings 112x82*

factories 150x200*

park 384x232*

gun shop 286x262

all sizes are in pixels

*please make several in different colours

credit will be given if the sprites are used.

PM me if you need more info

Thats about all for now

Travo