(VH) Some entertaining things everyone should know.

Posted by V on April 4, 2008, 11:27 p.m.

Alrighty, I'll list down the fun stuffs into small sections so you guys can see what my slightly crazy mind has hatched this time. =D

1. Bed-in-a-trunk

Yes, you read that correctly. Now if you are thinking of me sleeping in my own car's trunk for 3 hours to be odd, then I should ask you why you're even here. So yes, I have it up my trunk to where I have a pillow in the corner so that way, I can sleep in a dark place, know what's going on around me, and hey, there's a compartment that goes out into the actual car whenever I need light, along with a small emergency string connected to the open trunk lever in the front so i can get myself out, should I manage to misplace my keys in the front of the car. So yeah, it's awesome. If I had a digital camera, I'd get some photos up, but my parents being semi-cheap… myeah.

2. The Bitch Song

Here's a fun one we came up with while in the car, since we lose all sanity once we shut those doors. We came up with it as a irish drinking song, we just need to find someone that can craft up a little tune for it and we'll have the bitch song prepared!

Lyrics -

Ah, hey paddy! That be your fifth drink, somethin' got ya down?

Aye, it be the wife and kids…

Oooh, let me take a guess, they be bitchin' again, ain't they?

Ahh, well they just beeeee…

(Repeat bitchin' over and over in unison to the tempo of the song, and after maybe 16 times stop from there)

That's all we got ATM, but I'd say it'll turn out nicely. XD

3. Life

It's doing good, only 6 more weeks until the end of the school year… Took long enough! And that's all I have to say on life.

Well, that's all the stories I have to tell tonight, stay classy.

~VH~

Comments

Scott_AW 16 years, 7 months ago

I've know a couple people who live in cars. One even had cops give him donuts when he was living down by the river…

OBELISK 16 years, 7 months ago

I LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE ROAD

Juju 16 years, 7 months ago

The Bitch Song is also a track by Bowling For Soup. Go give it a try.

Flea1991 16 years, 7 months ago

Quote:
Here's a fun one we came up with while in the car, since we lose all sanity once we shut those doors. We came up with it as a irish drinking song, we just need to find someone that can craft up a little tune for it and we'll have the bitch song prepared!
Bitch, ah, fuck. If it weren't Irish, Crazy Bitch would be OK.

Amarin 16 years, 7 months ago

@Juju: I was going to say that =(