Oh how I love thee, delicious, salty treat;
No other snack could ever know, nor meetThe deliciousness that is a fluffy pretzel.If you've never had one, you're living in hell;Ketchup, mustard, dip it with anything,The sensation so great, one will even sing!Just be sure, to keep water handy;Lest your thirst be far from dandy!plain, dipped, stuffed, anyway you please - the almighty pretzel is sure to grip you fast!No other snack could compare to these -Consume them slowly, to make sure they last!Pretzel! Pretzel! What a wonderful dough!Makes grade A steak, so very low!fun with crowds, and never becomes lame,And one other thing - You lost the game!Enjoy my poem? I came up with it in 10 minutes. Damn I love pretzels.—-LEAF—–Life is good right now, gonna help GF pick out a prom dress tomorrow. Definately bringing my camera.I can't change my hit message, so it's trapped at that. Once I get the chance though, I'm changing it to something else.…That's really all I can think of right now. Comment away.~V~
Pretzels are fucking awesome.
I agree with RC.
Pretzels ARE motherfuckingawesomeWhat loser chooses Prom over Internet?
What loser chooses pr0m over pr0n?
Did you know that the Bavarian pretzel is 1.8-2cm wide?
What loser chooses internet over KFC, cake, and friends? Lol.
I was talking about all pretzels in general, really. But I like soft pretzels most in particular.FUN FACT - I was eating stick pretzels at the times I was making this, yum.Pretzels…gotta enjoy them with beer. (Too bad I am into Captian Morgan and Cokes) Captain Morgan Tatoo when posible. They should turn that fragrance into an air freshener. *snif* Ahhh…
Salted soft and buttery pretzels are what I prefer. While hard pretzels are good, though.