NewPHPSite;OldSituations;Hemingway:

PHP_SITE

I'm just got the domain for my new site. So far I've just done posting and blogs but when it's finished it should have a lot of functionality like 64 digits, not that I'm attempting emulation, I want it to be unique.

OLD_SITUATIONS

Well, my exams are finally finished. Information Systems is the easiest subject in the world. Taking a db through 0NormalForm to 3NF gets you 1/5 of the marks for the paper!

To celebrate, I think I'll go and get wasted with the crasiest chick I know. I doubt I will be alive tommorow.

HEMINGWAY

Hemingway was once bet $10 dollars to write a short story in 6 words, he came up with this:

"For sale: Baby shoes, Never worn."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Hemingway#_note-33

Here's the thing, a group of about 8 friends and I were bored in Chemistry, so we started making them up.

[tl;dr?]

Well basically what you do is write the story of your life in 6 words, it can be funny or serious. My friends and I came up with these:

"The grass wasn't greener after all."

"Should have taken the blue pill."

"Socially retarded, mentally retarded mathematical genius."

"So that's how the condom broke."

"Desicions made, no regrets… I think."

Why don't you guys post yours?

Anyway, I'm off to be an hero as such, toodles!

Phazon Yoshi: 'I tried. I failed; Oh well.'