MTEAL GEER FAN FIKSHON: METAL GEAR SOLID: TEH LAST STAND OF THE SNAKEWHO WAS STRONGER THEAN THE OTHER ONES
Solid snake was in his house and was snowboarding wen he called got a caall on his mobiel from the curnel and he kept goings but went did a backflip and did many more 200 backflips and anseered the mobiel fon. IT WAS THE CURNEL! Snake punched the tree in the sternum and did more tricks and tips on teh his snobord. He shot at he was upsidedoon an shot a metal GEAR WITH A RAUCKET LONCHER! He was already half way up the tree and atre a skwirel but it he say: "IT NO TASTE TASTY" and was sik on a cow. O"taconss weRE is metals gear!?" He madeed it toz tat bases and shoot the rocket and liqiid said "NO BROTHER I AM YOUR BROTHER NO CAN KILL ME NO!!!!!" Then snake and liqiid got in tannks and shot and explode and noww revoolvier ocrelot has arm of liquid and is not ocelot but IS LIQID ALSOO!!!BUT NOw there was rockets and snak backfliped again fast like a panther being fast at the teim and paunched liquid in teh skrotuum and liquid was faased and killed him wiht a laaser goun and snake was DEAD but he remember one day his daddy say "SNAkers you are strong leik teh lion king wich was his movie favorite and not you are beings able to backflip fatser and moAR efishuntlee than you broither and he is not as striong or cool" and so snak was hidden strength and snap liquid neck and he spew blud on the hill and die buT IS HE REELEE OR NOT!!!Then the occcelot stood from th Firy basse and said "NO WaY tnis over This yets!!!" and they firefight and bullets bouncce oof walls and occelot is not x pecteed this and screem and bloody diing. "ihave savd world from gear!"!!!"" said the Snake got call. " SNAKE MISION FINISH" and Sanke zap back tos base. andf APPLAUSE AND medal! but out of the window is the ocelot and a liquid ghost and swears revenge and out of fog came the don'e have finsh wepon.to be cONTInoo?
WOW!! Sum EPic fanm fictoon thata!!!!!!
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I think you've collapsed my brain.
^Mine too.
Ha! that's pretty good!
Looks like you tried too hard though.