This is POINTLESS! Seriously, we have to wear gowns and stuff. WTF? We have to look at this partner every 2 steps, and the dvd's for the whole ceremony SUCK! Why does 8th grade need a graduation? It's LITERALLY pointless. Also, they gave us hats and crap. Wow…First off, we have to memorize all this crap. Next, we have a dance afterwards that we have to pay TEN dollars for. For our GRADUATION we have to pay TEN bucks. WTF? We worked hard, and we have to pay for it.

Oh yeah, forgot to mention. My cousin got me a years subscription to COSMO GIRL for my Graduation. Thanks Cousin. Thanks…

On another side, we went to Branson last friday. Fun, but I went on the waterboggan. Bad Idea. It was COLD as a motha'. Seriously, I was nippin' for atleast a half an hour. Also, I had Dip N' Dots (Double D's LOL) afterwards. So, I was nippin with my double d's. Haha.

Aster got an EmoWatch. I believe that it feeds on pig in the middle of the night while innocent children are dreaming of lollipops and candy canes. Also, I have a theory that if you hold his watch underwater then it will breath.

Also, tell me if this is funny. For my friends cousins birthday, his dad caught him licking barbies, so his dad got him a barbie set.

If my son ever did that, I'd get him a playboy magazine and be like "here, don't look at THAT plastic, look at THIS plastic"

That plastic meaning the barbies, this plastic meaning the playboy models because most of them are made of plastic, joo know what I sayin'?

Alright, I'm out. Peace and Joe's Crab Shack.

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